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  1. Howard: My mother put an I-love-you brisket in my backpack!! http://cli.gs/mWDWUW
  2. Sheldon filling out paperwork: Episodes of sub psychotic ragePenny: Ass!Sheldon: Possible Tourettes http://cli.gs/mWDWUW
  3. Sheldon: Cause of accident - lack of adhesive ducks. http://cli.gs/mWDWUW
  4. Sheldon: Sorry, as I told you, the hero always peeks. http://cli.gs/mWDWUW
  5. Sheldon to Penny: Why do you have the Chinese character for soup tattooed on your right buttock? http://cli.gs/mWDWUW
  6. I guarantee you if he ever saw the Enterprise’s check engine light on, he would pull the ship over immediately. http://cli.gs/mWDWUW
  7. Penny: Warp speed ahead Mr. Spock. http://cli.gs/mWDWUW
  8. Howard: I lost my virginity to my cousin Jeannie. http://cli.gs/mWDWUW
  9. Leonard: I hate my name, it has NERD in it! http://cli.gs/mWDWUW
  10. Raj: If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king. http://cli.gs/mWDWUW
  11. Leonard: I can feel the earth move! It’s moving too fast! Raj, slow it down!Raj: Ok, how’s that? http://cli.gs/mWDWUW
  12. Raj: It’s your American accent, everything you say sounds stupid…‘Stars are pretty aren’t they’ http://cli.gs/mWDWUW
  13. “I can’t look at pickled herring without being aroused and ashamed.” http://cli.gs/mWDWUW
  14. Penny: Is that my arm? Sheldon: It doesn't feel like an arm.Penny: Then maybe you should let it go. http://cli.gs/mWDWUW
  15. Sheldon’s log: Star date 63345.3. http://cli.gs/mWDWUW
  16. BAZINGA Monday!!!
  17. “Don’t flatter yourself, I’m just ignoring you”
  18. Stuart: “I was thinking of closing early and going home, but, that’s just a slightly smaller, lonely room filled with comic books”
  19. Leonard: “We’re going to the movies”Sheldon: “No we’re not. We’re standing in the hallway, suffering through an awkward encounter”
  20. Sheldon: “You can’t make a half sandwich. It’s not half of a whole sandwich, it’s just a small sandwich!”