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big_daddy_paul

  1. 2 hour long PTA meeting without food = popcorn and wine for dinner.
  2. May the Fourth be with you. Happy #starwarsday!
  3. New Post: Holy pork on the floor Batman, my kid has learned to lie! bigdaddypaul.com/pants-on-fire/ via @big_daddy_paul
  4. I am by no means sweaty. #yesiam
  5. @DadsBook Ahh, but it gets so much easier the longer you do it!
  6. A@ the hospital visiting friends. I should be a patient too considering I lopped off a chunk of my finger yesterday. #whoneedsawholefinger?
  7. Whoops, the window installer just caught me listening to Michael Buble. #Theregoesmystreetcred
  8. "One direction" makes me feel old. Their songs are stupid and their hair is awful. That's exactly what parents said about weird al back when
  9. Aaaaaand the Giants best pitcher in 2012 is ... Barry Zito? Nice shutout!
  10. New Post! Probably shouldn't read this one if you are religious. Or if you like bunnies. Or Easter. bigdaddypaul.com/my-least-favor… via @big_daddy_paul
  11. That was an awesome hockey game. #gosharks!
  12. First date with family of Malcolm's school date: Bowling and sushi. Is it weird to bring my own bowling shoes? Don't want to seem spazzy.
  13. I'm sitting at Starbucks waiting for tires to be installed on our car. I have to go to pee really badly, but I am not gonna give up my seat.
  14. Greatest job in the world? Mad Men editor. Close eyes, throw dart, insert commercial where dart lands on script.
  15. Groupon has jumped the shark when they start sending you "deals" for Omaha steaks. What's next? Knives that cut thru both a tomato & a can?
  16. Poor Tebow. #allhedoesisgetreplacedbypeytonmanning
  17. Brackets: filled. Bags: packed. Ready for 2 action packed days of gambling, drinking and gambling & drinking. #marchmadnessisbetterthanxmas
  18. This team looks really, really good. Pitching? Stellar. Tons of speed. Some occasional power. #gogiants!
  19. @truenorthdad Never played fantasy hockey. Fun? Sharks spiraling out of control...
  20. I am, evidently, still very much a thin mint guy.