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- From Jim, dumbstruck: Just saw a beer commercial featuring Biff, who has grown a beard. Tell me again why I work here?8:10 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Rumors are swirling in Phuket that Sichuan Tengzhong to relocate GM division to Thailand,change brand name from "Hummer" to "Happy Ending."6:42 AM Jun 3rd from web
- is looking for someone willing to trade tit, for tat.6:21 PM Jun 1st from web
- But Biff says, "If we can't speak derisively of others, how are we to feel good about ourselves?"2:44 PM May 26th from web
- Mother always said, "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything."2:42 PM May 26th from web
- Jim is dancing like Ray Bolger on the hood of a car in a traffic jam after an escaped tarantula dropped on his lap.http://tinyurl.com/qblblm11:48 AM May 15th from web
- Jim: Good Lord, Biff has a Facebook page ... http://tinyurl.com/qjs6yx Now all the normal people in my life will find out about my side job8:52 AM May 14th from web
- is curiously considering credit card companies' capacious cojones9:35 AM May 13th from web
- Jim: Biff's difficulty with definite/indefinite article usage is usually indicative of a tenuous grasp on the present space/time continuum8:19 AM May 4th from web
- is using lexiconic allegorical frameworks for new ideas to land a hard literary left jabs on cynical pop culturalists dropping their guard8:01 AM May 4th from web
- is analyzing allegorical implications of an ailing alimentary canal - do not buy black bean burritos from a bucket-wielding brats in Baja10:34 AM Apr 28th from web
- From Jim: Good lord, I just got a reference call for Biff. He's applied for a job as a strip club D.J.11:35 AM Apr 1st from web
- "After reviewing your verse, I must tell you that you are to poetry what Maya Angelou is to automotive technical writing."8:39 AM Mar 24th from web
- Another gem from Biff's memos to contributors: ...8:38 AM Mar 24th from web
- ... "Your self-revelatory prose brings the genre of autobiography to the level of erotonarcissism."6:58 AM Mar 23rd from web
- Another nugget from Biff's correspondence with our contributors: ...6:58 AM Mar 23rd from web
- My favorite, to a writer notorious for the brevity of his articles: "If you were any lazier, you'd be a poet!"3:09 PM Mar 21st from web
- Jim: Going through the office trying to find a contract, and came across a pile of memos from Biff to our contributors ...3:06 PM Mar 21st from web
- Jim: Biff's recent rant reminded me that he wrote a piece on the subject a couple years ago. Reposted: http://tinyurl.com/9xjslr9:17 AM Mar 6th from web
- Not a good sign: he's gotten access to a phone, and he's pissed enough to speak to me instead of emailing. We could be in for some trouble.8:34 AM Feb 27th from web
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- Name Red Flag Publishing
- Location Avoiding Extradition
- Web http://www.redfla...
- Bio I am the founder of Red Flag Publishing, a creator of comics, graphic novels, and erotic fiction, and defender of truth, justice, and The American Way.
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