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  1. @megatonlove Thankfully Biff will not be spending holidays with ex-in-laws. Instead an intimate occasion planned with Darla and a turkey.
  2. @megatonlove be glad your holiday dining not w/Biff's ex-in-laws. Highlights: day-long drinkfest peppered w/insults capped w/angry stormout.
  3. @bearfanron not sure why, but Biff always reads your name as beanfartron at first glance. :)
  4. Australian outback town doesn't have to walk a mile for a camel: http://tinyurl.com/ya8ajeu
  5. 20,000 buffalo decapitated in "world's biggest animal sacrifice" now THAT'S entertainment! http://tinyurl.com/yk6uza7
  6. @jehitch how about you just write some witty comic books?
  7. just remembered 1971. Will probably forget it again. Not a particularly interesting 12 months.
  8. @megatonlove looks like you have big brains, too. Biff digs smart dames.
  9. @DaintyBallerina for every U.S. congressman there are 7 special interest lobbyists. #existentialangst
  10. @mikecane "Just Blocked Santa Claus from Following me." Kinda blows your chances for holiday wishes, eh?
  11. @megatonlove Biff loves Dolly Parton's brains. Could stare at them all night.
  12. W.W.O.W.S. What Would Oscar Wilde Say?
  13. @megatonlove "she'll start looking like Dolly Parton, only without the brains" Is that what those things are? Dolly must be really smart.
  14. RT @jehitch: is enjoying a cinnamon and raison d'ĂȘtre bagel with cream cheese.
  15. is attributing his attempts at wit to Oscar Wilde to make them sound wittier.
  16. thinks that, in addition to offering closed-captioning of dialogue, BBC America should offer the same for obscure Brit cultural references.
  17. just smelled something funny, and now can't stop laughing.
  18. put on some knit trousers colloquially known as "sweat pants" and suddenly feels the desire to go shopping for NASCAR memorabilia at Walmart
  19. #ff antidotes to bumper sticker politicism: @mparent77772 @garydale @mariopiperni @GrayFoxDown @kateblogs @PauloFurtado @Lawrence_n_DC
  20. is mixing coffee with his tea for an added pick-me-up.