Bicoy
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Why do you park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
9:12 PM Oct 7th, 2007
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Watched Star Trek IV - they bring whales from the past to save earth b/c whales are now extinct. Wouldn't the whales be a little ticked off?
3:39 PM Sep 2nd, 2007
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Saw a funny poster at a law office today: "The race for quality has no finish line - so technically, it's more like a death march."
2:58 PM Aug 22nd, 2007
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It's our anniversary today and my wife is going to let me watch the Cowboys game before we go to dinner. What a terrific woman!
8:49 AM Aug 9th, 2007
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Is there anything more pointless than ironing? Washing removes dirt and smells. That makes sense. But why are wrinkles so wrong?
2:16 PM Aug 5th, 2007
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Hailing outside. Haven't seen that in years!
7:56 AM Jul 26th, 2007
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At press conference with WI Governor. Good man, good ideas, but geez, he won't stop talking.
11:40 AM Jul 24th, 2007
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Working on website for our late niece... go to
6:45 PM Jul 22nd, 2007
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Daughter #2 insisted on a pink purse. Nature, nurture, I don't know - but my 5th child (and 3rd daughter) was born girly.
1:34 PM Jun 23rd, 2007
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Just bought daughter #2 her first purse. Never seen such an excited 5 year old.
1:32 PM Jun 23rd, 2007
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Why do some people insist on getting on an elevator before you get off? It's basic physics - there is only so much space in there!
5:06 PM Jun 18th, 2007
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I just sat with a fellow who was making a big gift to charity to honor his friend's volunteerism there. People like that fill me with hope.
12:27 PM Jun 15th, 2007
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Watching the musical "Rent." My 5 year-old daughter's favorite is Angel - the cross dresser. My daughter thinks he/she looks "fabulous!"
9:30 PM Jun 11th, 2007
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My oldest just started summer vacation. Why can't grown-ups have summer vacation. We work harder than kids!
7:35 PM Jun 8th, 2007
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Consultants should use a more honest catchphrase. If you can't be part of the solution there us money to be made by prolonging the problem.
12:08 PM Jun 8th, 2007
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Sitting in a meeting discussing solutions, but I'm pretty sure that some of the people in the room are part of the problem...
11:57 AM Jun 7th, 2007
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"None of us is as smart as all of us." After my last meeting, I think it should be revised to, "None of us is as dumb as all of us."
1:05 PM Jun 6th, 2007
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Finished DaVinvi Code. Magdelene DNA test could only prove her decendants. No link to Jesus possible without his body. So why all the fuss?
10:05 PM Jun 5th, 2007
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Use iTunes all the time, but just bought first CD in years. Complete soundtrack to Rent. Absolutely fantastic - needed the whole thing!
9:56 PM Jun 5th, 2007
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Then again, maybe this is a way for my wife to make sure I'm exercising!
8:11 PM Jun 5th, 2007
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