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  1. Ventured into Sports Direct at lunch. Left with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and a pair of men's navy trainers that go with nothing I own.
  2. 'One Army, regular and territorial' sounds like a description of a mangey homeless dog rather than 'Our Lads Overseas'
  3. Ooh BBC2 can whip out a good drama, a tad obvious script wise but very well acted. So proclaimeth me, armchair critic supreme.
  4. Holiday en France was beautiful, but I can now live without crusty bread and brie for a verrry long time.
  5. I feel it is massively important that you all know this.
  6. I don't think I'll ever be able to eat a whole bag of popcorn without choking embarrasingly at least once.
  7. Whoop whoop 100 followers! Thank you @chinchowgirl ! If you discount spam account that's at least ooooh 12 people!
  8. Not so pleased with my super healthy Friday now that salads and gym followed by an evening of wine has left me with a raging hangover. Urrrh
  9. The Flatmate has subtly disposed of my little mountain of disposable contact lenses I was building on the bathroom sink. It was art dammit!
  10. Maybe Tom from Kasabian actually IS me circa 1998. Bet he can't wait till he gets to sixth form and discovers the 'dido' haircut.
  11. I bet he feathered the sides of his hair himself, if not I could bloody well do it for a lot less than he pays for that shitty DIY look.
  12. Back in the days before dye and volumising shampoo I had exactly the same hair as the lead singer of Kasabian.
  13. Saturday night in eating a salad and watching a Grand Designs repeat. Wooah check me out eating croutons with my fingers! Badass renegade yo
  14. That the Adrien Brody hero character in King Kong has the same surname as me is about it's only redeeming feature. SO bad, SO long...
  15. Is a braying West Country accent enough cause to take a child into care? Bitch, shut your child up in a different regional accent plez.
  16. To eat a horrible buffet cart cheese sandwich now, or starve for two hours then get a takeaway at home? What a calorific dilemma.
  17. At Weston Super Mare on a train, waiting to leave station. A small child has been waving at the window for fifteen minutes now & counting...
  18. The only time I have had to myself all week and what am I doing? Failing to summon the strength to not watch America's Got Talent. Blerg.
  19. too pooped to even heat up soup
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