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  1. @RagingDad Minnesota! "While we stay here, we imagine we're alive / We see shadows on the walls"41 minutes ago from web in reply to RagingDad
  2. That last tweet was a verse Lennon cut.about 1 hour ago from web
  3. I'm trying to imagine a world where mean anonymous comments with lots of cursing are emailed and constructive and owned.about 1 hour ago from web
  4. My wife naked: http://tinyurl.com/5plcunabout 23 hours ago from web
  5. Stayed up all night and hit 26,000 words to page 90. I'm gonna call that half a novel and spend the rest of the day tired and blissed out.9:13 AM Jul 5th from web
  6. Now I can't stop thinking about all the potential hand attachments. I'm totally blowing my hand off. Imagine the refills on painkillers.7:29 PM Jul 4th from web
  7. @whithonea Or a bottle opener. Then I could grab chicks' beers and say "Lemme get that for you" and waggle my eyebrows.7:21 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to whithonea
  8. If I blow my hand off tonight, then I'll have a bionic hand at the BlogHer convention and what's a better icebreaker than a bionic hand?7:17 PM Jul 4th from web
  9. Steve McNair was shot in the head and killed. Keith Richards. Still alive.7:08 PM Jul 4th from web
  10. I just considered suicide in the process of changing windshield wiper blades. I now have a date with the medicine cabinet.7:01 PM Jul 4th from web
  11. If Dickens wrote A Fourth Of July Carol, he could model Indepeezer Scrooge on me. Eff the traffic. Eff the fireworks. Disgust. Hate. Ire.5:23 PM Jul 4th from TweetDeck
  12. @whithonea Holy shit.2:35 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to whithonea
  13. Fuck England.11:39 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck
  14. I still get most of my attitudes about America from the collected works of Rage Against The Machine.9:28 AM Jul 4th from web
  15. Jenna. Lots of writers require diversion. Edgar Allen Poe's was opium. Be glad you're not Jenna Poe.10:18 PM Jul 2nd from web
  16. I'm neglecting my marriage bed because I'm supposed to be writing. Jenna reads my Twitter stream. I am so dumb.10:11 PM Jul 2nd from web
  17. @QueenofSpain Bob Dylan's Pepsi and Victoria's Secret.10:09 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to QueenofSpain
  18. @Mom101 I think about you and your "good writing" comments a lot. I wanna be sponsored by "awesome writing".10:06 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to Mom101
  19. It's a good thing there was no Twitter and Facebook when most of my favorite dead authors wrote. Think of all the unwritten books.9:33 PM Jul 2nd from web
  20. @slarkpope Didn't you catch a thorn in the eye WALKING? Be careful with the bike, dude.9:31 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to slarkpope
  • Name bhockeyjesus
  • Location Your Mom's House
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  • Bio I am really Gary Coleman.
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