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  1. Up next on Discovery Channel After Dark, it's "Sleeping With the Dinosaurs."
  2. Probably you should follow @sciencejerks .
  3. The Senility of Evil: Exposing America's Retirement Homes. Dateline NBC, you can have that one for free.
  4. All straws are crazy, until they're scared straight.
  5. Note to coworkers: If you hear 90s ska music coming from my office, kindly consider it an aural Do Not Disturb sign.
  6. @tadler Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
  7. @tadler On the guy in the Phillies shirt, I assume.
  8. @tadler Related question: Can you get your hands on an airhorn before tonight's show?
  9. @tadler Depends on how many times they play "Golden Boy."
  10. Is it possible to love Ernest ironically? Or does his name completely preclude such possibilities?
  11. I can't describe how I'm feeling. Does "Bruce Springsteen" count as an emotion?
  12. Apparently the working title for this Hold Steady song was "Brian's Ex-Girlfriend."
  13. Sorry, baby, I love you more in theory.
  14. Oh man, I wouldn't want to be my brain today.
  15. @insunlight Pretty good, compared to iguanas and Chinchillas.
  16. @insunlight Adopt a shelter bunny!
  17. @boxbrown It's down to a once-a-day habit for me.
  18. @youngamerican Depends. What are your thoughts on dancing into the sunlight?
  19. Turned down a lot of Thanksgiving dishes due to lactose intolerance. Should've told them I had airborne face AIDS. Would've gone over better
  20. @saschasegan You're about to go down a deep techy theological rabbit hole here. See Roe v. Duke Nukem Forever.