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  1. Up next on Discovery Channel After Dark, it's "Sleeping With the Dinosaurs." 27 minutes ago from web
  2. Probably you should follow @sciencejerks . about 3 hours ago from web
  3. The Senility of Evil: Exposing America's Retirement Homes. Dateline NBC, you can have that one for free. about 5 hours ago from web
  4. All straws are crazy, until they're scared straight. about 6 hours ago from web
  5. Note to coworkers: If you hear 90s ska music coming from my office, kindly consider it an aural Do Not Disturb sign. about 22 hours ago from web
  6. @tadler Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? about 22 hours ago from web in reply to tadler
  7. @tadler On the guy in the Phillies shirt, I assume. about 22 hours ago from web in reply to tadler
  8. @tadler Related question: Can you get your hands on an airhorn before tonight's show? about 23 hours ago from web in reply to tadler
  9. @tadler Depends on how many times they play "Golden Boy." about 23 hours ago from web in reply to tadler
  10. Is it possible to love Ernest ironically? Or does his name completely preclude such possibilities? about 24 hours ago from web
  11. I can't describe how I'm feeling. Does "Bruce Springsteen" count as an emotion? 11:30 AM Dec 1st from web
  12. Apparently the working title for this Hold Steady song was "Brian's Ex-Girlfriend." 10:45 AM Dec 1st from web
  13. Sorry, baby, I love you more in theory. 8:22 AM Dec 1st from web
  14. Oh man, I wouldn't want to be my brain today. 8:07 AM Dec 1st from web
  15. @insunlight Pretty good, compared to iguanas and Chinchillas. 6:55 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to insunlight
  16. @insunlight Adopt a shelter bunny! 2:20 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to insunlight
  17. @boxbrown It's down to a once-a-day habit for me. 1:29 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to boxbrown
  18. @youngamerican Depends. What are your thoughts on dancing into the sunlight? 11:40 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to youngamerican
  19. Turned down a lot of Thanksgiving dishes due to lactose intolerance. Should've told them I had airborne face AIDS. Would've gone over better 10:41 AM Nov 30th from web
  20. @saschasegan You're about to go down a deep techy theological rabbit hole here. See Roe v. Duke Nukem Forever. 9:44 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to saschasegan