bheater
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America's number one fancy lad discusses Cabin Boy.
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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About 95% sure Jesus has returned to earth. And yes, he plays the guitar.
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ What are the chances that Tommy Ramone can name all of the Ramones?
about 9 hours ago
via web
in reply to jonwurster
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All slugs are also hobos.
3:22 PM May 24th
via web
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@ What about Sextagram, Sexy Birds Space and Sexbook?
12:04 PM May 24th
via web
in reply to phonescooper
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Stop talking about Steve Albini's "blog." Steve Albini doesn't blog. He internet writes.
11:16 AM May 24th
via web
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John Mayer's higher artistic calling is making people want to punch him. The whole music thing is just a means to an end.
12:10 PM May 23rd
via web
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@ Way to finally ketchup with the rest of us.
11:22 AM May 23rd
via web
in reply to bailey
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I assume the Great Gatsby promotional campaign will largely involve dancing atop of flag poles and stuffing college kids into phones booths.
10:57 AM May 23rd
via web
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@ The space robots put FDR in that wheelchair.
4:30 PM May 22nd
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to badgrammer
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My screenplay is a lot like The Picture of Dorian Gray, only the painting turns into a sailboat when you stare at it long enough.
2:57 PM May 22nd
via web
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@ Do we have to buy the full shirt, or is there a Cliff's Notes version?
1:59 PM May 22nd
via web
in reply to goraina
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@ Kill and skin a bear with a fountain pen.
1:42 PM May 22nd
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in reply to mike_daws
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I'm trying to pitch a series where we get boxers to unbox gadgets, because I think it would be funny with those gloves on. Also, puns.
1:03 PM May 22nd
via web
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Sure paste is delicious, but it really sticks to your waistline. - One of those kids on Toddlers & Tiaras, probably.
11:55 AM May 22nd
via web
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@ Wifi Nutworks is more like it.
10:18 AM May 22nd
via web
in reply to badgrammer
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It's a big week for gay superheroes in comics. Mostly I'm just glad that they've stopped using the term "variants."
8:42 AM May 22nd
via web
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So, Manwich is made out of people, right?
8:35 AM May 22nd
via web
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@ I'm pretty sure it called Suzanne Needs a Summer House.
8:28 PM May 21st
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in reply to grahamclark
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@ Step By Step was originally know as "The 12 Steps," because their last name was "Step" and there were a dozen of them.
8:25 PM May 21st
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in reply to grahamclark
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- Name Brian Heater
- Location Aysteria, NY
- Web http://www.thedai...
- Bio Probably best remembered for fixing the 1919 World Series.
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