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  1. Brooklyn looks hella post-apocalyptic on this Christmas Day. What is this, Hiroshima? about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. Woke up @ 6pm, couldn't sleep till a fucked up hour. Thx to all who braved the blizzard & bday kicked it. Rest of y'all are pussies. 4:00 PM Dec 20th from web
  3. DESPERATELY CALLED/TXTED FOLKS IN THE HOOD SO I COULD COME OVER & WATCH JERSEY SHORE. GUESS I WEIRDED EM OUT CAUSE THEY AREN'T RESPONDING. 7:01 PM Dec 17th from web
  4. Feeling hella drowsy from hot tubs and dry saunas. Heading to some Korean style Chinese food in Flushing now. Queens the best tho. 5:54 PM Dec 16th from UberTwitter
  5. On the shuttle to go to SpaCastle. Bout to get fucked up on hot tubs. 1:10 PM Dec 16th from UberTwitter
  6. Small Black/Cold Cave VBS event=weird. Old drunk bugeyed crackwhore kicked me in the back. Bitch should lay off the crack & get a face lift. 10:23 PM Dec 15th from web
  7. Good ass holidays! http://tweetphoto.com/6447930 5:25 PM Dec 14th from UberTwitter
  8. Dunno why I watch Seinfeld-characters fuckin annoy me. Maybe cause I'm reminded of sketchface freshman roomie cackling at Kramer. 10:21 PM Dec 8th from web
  9. These gringos can't handle the spicy Korean shit. Go back to Cobb Salads and Meat Loaf, bitches. 6:49 PM Dec 2nd from UberTwitter
  10. White fam @ Ktown restaurant clowning on waitress' accent. Shot them bitches the mean mug- I think they got th http://tweetphoto.com/5731907 6:14 PM Dec 2nd from UberTwitter
  11. @isanaka iHarputs Market next door helllllla SOHO. 4:58 PM Nov 30th from UberTwitter in reply to isanaka
  12. At restaurant in "East Pilsen" called Nightwood. Highly evocative of new Bklyn. Rent is cheap in this city. Obama. 5:31 PM Nov 27th from UberTwitter
  13. Discussing why premise of "The Blind Side" is fucked up at Greiman pre-Thanksgiving dinner. Enough said... 7:34 PM Nov 25th from UberTwitter
  14. At Bradley airport, CT ready to fly to Chicago. Finna snow there. Nice skyline. Flat. 1:32 PM Nov 25th from UberTwitter
  15. @SirWow AH HA you're at Amber Bar! That's my spot to look for "la-lo" 1:26 PM Nov 25th from UberTwitter in reply to SirWow
  16. @HelenaFangtron After Peter Pan bus + Port Authority, I've decided to be disgusting $$$ so I don't have to deal w/ clientele of either EVER 8:14 PM Nov 24th from UberTwitter in reply to HelenaFangtron
  17. I'm on a dumbass Peter Pan bus heading up to Hartford so I can fly to Chicago. Ugh, I'm not even wealthy but Port Authorty hecka pleb tho. 7:42 PM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
  18. A white person only befriends whites & fuck whites exclusively=fo SHO racist. This only applies to whites tho; don't argue wit me bout this. 7:39 PM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
  19. Biggie's "Ready to Die" would be one of my favorite albums of all time if it weren't for the west coast in me making me feel GUILTY bout it. 12:04 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
  20. Hella Yale alumni at New Haven station whaaaaaaat the fuck. 11:37 AM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter