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bhalash

  1. Google is broken: I had to tap my screen a few times, ten refresh the page, and finally step outside to verify t... bit.ly/LzL7gx about 18 hours ago via twitterfeed
  2. @EmilyCoco Hot! Flipflops! about 22 hours ago via MetroTwit in reply to EmilyCoco
  3. @rubot I'm in. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ about 22 hours ago via MetroTwit in reply to rubot
  4. Sunshine! Bunnies! Drink! about 23 hours ago via MetroTwit
  5. I feel like Scotty using the Macintosh in Star Trek 4. about 23 hours ago via MetroTwit
  6. @EmilyCoco It's anything but. If I hadn't woken up I might have smothered the kitten. 3:01 PM May 23rd via MetroTwit in reply to EmilyCoco
  7. Woke up to the idiot tucking her kitten into my armpit. Had to make her a nest from my sweater. 7:55 PM May 22nd via twicca
  8. I shot a fly with the Nerf gun! Purchase: Vindicated. 10:16 AM May 22nd via MetroTwit
  9. @elliottucker @BBCRadio4 "HOW DOES IT END?" 9:47 AM May 22nd via MetroTwit in reply to elliottucker
  10. @elliottucker Does it run Linux now? :D 9:19 AM May 22nd via MetroTwit in reply to elliottucker
  11. @TaviGreiner @badler Psh. Speak for yourself. I look like a pirate. 9:05 AM May 22nd via MetroTwit in reply to TaviGreiner
  12. @davymac It'll be a tough call: Avengers (again), or Prometheus? 9:03 AM May 22nd via MetroTwit in reply to davymac
  13. @ideasasylum @da_kar Been there, done that. Working in a veterinary clinic is *never* boring. 9:02 AM May 22nd via MetroTwit in reply to ideasasylum
  14. @TaviGreiner It's way cooler when you are a mature student in a college. "Haha, fuckers! I'm old and can buy it!" 9:01 AM May 22nd via MetroTwit in reply to TaviGreiner
  15. @davymac Fail. 9:01 AM May 22nd via MetroTwit in reply to davymac
  16. @badler @TaviGreiner Mass transit is un-American! 8:58 AM May 22nd via MetroTwit in reply to TaviGreiner
  17. @quiddityingot It is if they're talking about God. Zing. 8:31 AM May 22nd via MetroTwit in reply to quiddityingot
  18. So much wanton adorableness! bit.ly/JlcvjA 8:02 AM May 22nd via MetroTwit