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  1. Nothing makes me more misanthropic than watching an episode of House Hunters.4:38 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  2. If the reason we had such a mild summer is so we could get days like this in November, I'm perfectly ok with that.9:26 AM Nov 7th from TwitterRide
  3. @holidaygonewell Please tell me you've heard this Sleigh Bells song. It totes reminds me of you. http://bit.ly/2U5rRc8:32 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  4. @julieklausner Have you seen this? Might be the best Wikipedia page ever: http://bit.ly/1h9pV58:55 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  5. @maura There is no more depressing place in America than the smoking lounges at the Atlanta airport.7:35 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to maura
  6. Getting my Christmas shopping done early. RT @TheCharlieDay: Now it works! Yay www.dicktowel.com5:35 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  7. The fact that The Forth Kind is using a Larry King blurb in the commercials probably tells you all need to know about it.6:47 PM Nov 5th from TwitterRide
  8. Everly Brothers Blvd: Where Shit Gets Real #wellduh2:23 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  9. RT @bretterlich: Why do they call it Improv Everywhere when they plan everything?11:35 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  10. @straightbangin Falco's performance in that episode remains one of the best i've ever seen from anybody.10:32 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to straightbangin
  11. I would totes watch a Stefan and Fabio cooking/talk show. #topchef7:12 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  12. I do like how Fabio's accent seems to have become even more pronounced, though. #topchef7:03 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  13. Good lord, a reunion dinner? Could Bravo find any more ways to stretch out this #topchef season?7:02 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  14. The dish on this episode of Bobby Flay's Throwdown is Country Captain, meaning they may have officially run out of things to "throwdown".6:26 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  15. @atencio You can probably get away with it as long as you wear shoes. That's usually the biggest issue people have cause feet are gross.1:13 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to atencio
  16. @slagbot Fuck it, I just learned today that Cheaters is staged. As far as I'm concerned, nothing is real.12:08 PM Nov 4th from TwitterRide in reply to slagbot
  17. A lot of anti-@shitmydadsays tweets popping up all of a sudden. Have people had enough of the probably fake old curmudgeon?11:11 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  18. Exactly. RT @1000TimesYes: "Empire State Of Mind" is the musical equivalent of a tourist trap.8:59 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  19. @millsbaker Shit, if it was at Big Lots then it must be from back when they were still making them. But it's a solid lead, i suppose.10:05 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to millsbaker
  20. Holy shit, where did you find this? Cause my wife will be there by sun down. RT @millsbaker: MEGAFLASHBACK 5000. http://yfrog.com/5ad2zj10:02 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck