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BFarp

  1. World Suicide Prevention day is Sept 10. Would it kill you to get involved? 7:21 AM Sep 9th, 2010 via web
  2. Blaming all Muslims for 9/11 is just as stupid as blaming all airplanes. 6:36 AM Sep 9th, 2010 via web
  3. Could Morning Joe get someone even MORE insightful than Mike Barnicle? Like maybe the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee? 5:04 AM Sep 7th, 2010 via web
  4. @Dave_von_Ebers Well, you have to admit that Hawking doesn't have a British accent. 6:17 AM Sep 3rd, 2010 via web in reply to D_v_E
  5. I can't believe what Stephen Hawking said. I always knew he was a RINO. He has no place in today's modern GOP. 4:29 AM Sep 3rd, 2010 via web
  6. @GStuedler I don't see Colbert as right-wing. Heck, look at his speech to the broadcasters in front of Bush a few years ago. 5:19 AM Sep 2nd, 2010 via web in reply to GStuedler
  7. Footage: Alan Simpson appears on Fox News to explain recent statements. http://bit.ly/bR0x7N 6:36 AM Aug 31st, 2010 via web
  8. @Dirk2112 I don't think wifi has made it out to Naperville yet.... 6:20 AM Aug 31st, 2010 via web in reply to Dirk2112
  9. RT @DavidVitter Thanks for voting yesterday. I won with 88%. // The voters really pampered you, huh? 5:55 AM Aug 31st, 2010 via web
  10. @Dirk2112 Think about this. Do we know that @DavidVitter only wore the diaper with the hooker so he could pee? Or...maybe worse? 5:54 AM Aug 31st, 2010 via web in reply to Dirk2112
  11. @Dirk2112 You might as well ask why Gary Condit is disgraced while Joe has his own morning show.... 5:51 AM Aug 31st, 2010 via web in reply to Dirk2112
  12. @dpleasant @JuliaAdair The reason "RFK fans voted Wallace" smells strange is because it's covered with crap from the ass it was pulled from. 5:49 AM Aug 31st, 2010 via web in reply to dpleasant
  13. @Dirk2112 Unfortunately, latest Gallup has GOP up by 10 in generic, newer than Dem +6 poll. http://bit.ly/d5SFms 5:48 AM Aug 31st, 2010 via web
  14. GOP will try to rehab Bush's Katrina perf this week, so keep this timeline handy to debunk. http://bit.ly/15JXCH 7:10 AM Aug 29th, 2010 via web
  15. @vdaze Brian Williams is a big Limbaugh fan and thinks Rush should "get his due" as a broadcaster. 7:07 AM Aug 29th, 2010 via web in reply to vdaze
  16. @BrazenlyLiberal Yeah, babbling about space aliens is the member profile of most NRA members. 7:04 AM Aug 29th, 2010 via web in reply to BrazenlyLiberal
  17. @BrazenlyLiberal That's when I move to playing a fax machine noise when they call. 7:00 AM Aug 29th, 2010 via web in reply to BrazenlyLiberal
  18. Bush marks Katrina anniversary today by playing Presidential guitar, giving McCain a big cake on a runway in Arizona. 6:51 AM Aug 29th, 2010 via web
  19. @BrazenlyLiberal Do not call list is by number, not person. They're in violation. 6:50 AM Aug 29th, 2010 via web in reply to BrazenlyLiberal
  20. .@SarahPalinUSA Never in a million years would you have backed Dr. King in the 1960s. You know that, right? 8:22 PM Aug 28th, 2010 via web