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  1. The new job at Amazon is making me learn very quickly about supply chain management. Mmm, tasty firehose. #fb 6:45 AM Dec 23rd from web
  2. @bleah Not yet, but I've only had my droid for a few days. 2:48 AM Dec 20th from web in reply to bleah
  3. Hey Crackheads! If you're gonna break into my car, show some followthrough. Just cracking the window only makes you look weak. #fb 2:45 AM Dec 20th from web
  4. An even better insanely-high checklist: Who/what are you, where/when are you, what are you doing, and why? #fb 4:00 PM Dec 19th from web
  5. When you are in a strange place, or extremely high, ask yourself: Who are you, where are you, what are you doing, why are you doing it? #fb 3:36 PM Dec 19th from web
  6. When you're really high, ask yourself: Who are you, where are you, what are you doing, why are you doing it? 3:35 PM Dec 19th from web
  7. I tried to add Splenda to my shopping list, but the phone helpfully replaced it with "Appendages". #fb 1:01 PM Dec 18th from Adium
  8. @causticjb I'm still using a cane. If you find anything, let us know. 9:34 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to causticjb
  9. Bought a Motorola Droid yesterday, still not regretting it. #fb 5:54 PM Dec 16th from twidroid
  10. "What might be called God, I have learned, is somewhat helpless before any real love and courage a person can have." - Daniel Ladinsky #fb 11:38 AM Dec 10th from Adium
  11. "I'm still firmly convinced that [Facebook] engineers are all 15 years old." -- Jonathan Ungar #fb 6:47 PM Dec 9th from Adium
  12. "We are the ones we have been waiting for." -- Hopi saying, from evolver.net #fb 5:38 PM Dec 9th from Adium
  13. "I would not believe in a god who could not dance." --F. Nietzsche via J. Lindenschmidt #fb 10:31 PM Dec 7th from Adium
  14. I start at Amazon on December 21, yay! #fb 2:58 PM Dec 7th from Adium
  15. "Make a break for the wilderness. Preferably the one inside, if you can find it." -- Utah Phillips #fb 3:52 PM Dec 6th from Adium
  16. "You'll be told that you're a valuable natural resource. Have you seen what they do to valuable natural resources?" - Utah Phillips #fb 3:43 PM Dec 6th from Adium
  17. Nevermind, it was all a misunderstanding. "Never make lasting decisions when angry, drunk, or tired." #fb 1:18 AM Dec 1st from Adium
  18. It's never a fun night when one has to delete someone out of one's life. Oh well, lather-rinse-repeat. #fb 11:55 PM Nov 30th from Adium
  19. I think I know why Google named their new communication platform "Wave". It's a tribute to Elmer Fudd, and rave culture. #fb 4:46 PM Nov 27th from Adium
  20. @paulboutin Cane ftw! 4:45 PM Nov 27th from Adium