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DRATTSSS!!! Jacob opend the trunk to get his bike helmet & saw their Christmas presents. J-What r these for mama? ugggggg1:25 PM Nov 29thfrom TweetDeck
Got home last nite @ midnight. A 4 hr drive w a potty accident, 3 other potty breaks & a reminder by the Franklin police to slow down.1:19 PM Nov 29thfrom TweetDeck
The car is loaded & we're on the road. But the trunk is packed so tight that if someone farts it'll explode!5:24 PM Nov 28thfrom TweetDeck
My mom just cut Emma's hair for the 1st time. She took off about 5 inches. I think I'm going to throw up.4:16 PM Nov 28thfrom TweetDeck
A very sick John, 2 chatty kids & I drove to MO for Thxgivin w my sis & family. Too much food! Desserts outnumber sides. Hmm....4:38 PM Nov 26thfrom web
Cleaned out my medicine cabinet. Threw out 12 old prescriptions & 20+ OTC meds (Calamine lotion from 2001-who knew that stuff expired)12:55 PM Nov 24thfrom TweetDeck
RT @redneckmommy- Hubs: The dog chewd a hole n my underwear. Me: Next time try wiping ur bum so there isnt any flavor 4 her// 1st laugh 2day8:38 AM Nov 24thfrom TweetDeck
Feeling 60%, which is better than 30%. Guess I need to get some work done since the MOM rule states if ur at 50% u keep going.8:31 AM Nov 24thfrom TweetDeck
Making a quick & easy dinner after my Y shift! Something John doesn't like. Hmm... that'll involve black olives & vinaigrette, Emma's favs4:55 PM Nov 18thfrom TweetDeck
"Hope is faith holding out its hand in the dark." ~ At a YMCA staff mtg.4:49 PM Nov 17thfrom TweetDeck
Amazing response re: homeschooling E&J. Who woulda thunk it? PS. Grammar's not my best subject, but i'll trade math for english. Anyone?12:49 PM Nov 17thfrom TweetDeck