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I just asked Thomas "what would you like to do now?" he said "cleaaaan!" grabbed a cloth and started wiping the table. Surely not my child. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@alexmillier ooh I want that...had been meaning to try that place but never got around to it. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to alexmillier
@ptmitchell ah bugger. Hope the day went ok and you're feeling better soon. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ptmitchell
So who has the best beef bourguignon recipe? #lazyweb 10:24 PM May 25th via Twitter for Mac
@twcau exactly. T is being vaccinated once he is 18 months. 10:23 PM May 25th via Twitter for Mac in reply to twcau
@ptmitchell is the weather ok enough to chuck the toddler outside with a bucket of water and paintbrush & tell them to paint the fence? 9:34 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ptmitchell
@tealou oh bugger. 9:27 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tealou
@OzBreastfeeding on a rock ledge halfway up to Castle Rock in the Porongurups Mt Barker WA. Carried the toddler up in the Ergo. 9:27 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to OzBreastfeeding
@tealou Angus? Kids love phones... 9:23 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tealou
Hint: if your child has chicken pox and contagious, please don't take him out in public. Or at least keep him the hell away from my child. 9:17 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@alflow ooh that sounds fun too. T is nearly 18 months - and I will be looking into a balance bike for him :) 1:10 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to alflow
@rosemary very true :) 1:09 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rosemary
@robrien222 ooh I bet that keeps her busy! Said 3 yr old will have a baby brother soon so solo play ideas are good :) 1:09 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to robrien222
@alflow he's my friend's kid...I'm not that flush with cash! 1:05 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to alflow
@jules_stonesoup isn't it cheese first for the French and dessert first for the English? And here we do whatever ;) 1:03 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jules_stonesoup
@joolzgirl @JessicaArielleG thanks for the suggestions… hey @Tuna I want to still be friends with his Mum… ;) 12:50 AM May 25th via Twitter for Mac in reply to joolzgirl
@emsimpson77 @itsme_tif leggings look great on little girls :) not so much on muffin-topped, camel-toed mothers at the school run. 12:31 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to emsimpson77
Birthday present ideas for a clever 3 year old boy? 12:29 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@abstractg @athanaelucev haha that'd work. 12:28 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to abstractg
@athanaelucev @abstractg I think they already have, haven't they? I haven't tried one though. 12:19 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to athanaelucev

Name Rachel Greaves
Location Perth, Western Australia
Bio Writer of stuff. Alternative dispute resolution evangelist. Foodie & keen traveller. Newish mother, crappy housewife. Pedant, hypocrite and a bit of a bitch.