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betweenfailures

  1. @fesworks ayup.
  2. Chumblr is the most popular social networking site for sharks at the moment.
  3. Somewhere between teaser & trailer the girl in Brave went from looking normal to really creepy to me. Opposie of what happend with Tintin.
  4. For 2.99 in the app store Zynga is offering Words With Friends With Benefits. You have to send a pic of your junk with each word.
  5. Every time I hear about hurricane Beryl I think of Sailor Moon.
  6. @locojoe4 On the one hand I want to correct that, but on the other I love it as a new word... CONFLICTED.
  7. Battleship would be way better if it were all erotic fanfic pairing fights.
  8. Eat Me, the candy bar for unimaginative english majors. betweenfailures.net/archives/archi…
  9. @fireinyourwords paste an image of Tom Cruise to your palm. It's bound to attract high fives.
  10. Thanks for the audio advice kids. I appreciate it.
  11. What's the best format to encode music into?
  12. Dear battery backup, I love you for saving hours of work from our unstable infrastructure. Love, Jackie Wohlenhaus
  13. OH SHIT! There's a version of this unfunny podcast I can pay for!? Sign me the fuck up!
  14. So far it seems like this Never Not Funny podcast should be called Mostly Not Funny, or maybe even Always Not Funny... #savethemDougBenson
  15. @teh_andeh thanks for the #ff , man.
  16. @elephande good idea! XD
  17. Man... Pottermore sure got boring fast. It needs more ANYTHING to do.
  18. Son of a bitch... Something wiped out my Strike Witches review. T^T
  19. Who better to teach young people good behavior than their peers? Let's all watch the adventures of The Responsibiliteens.
  20. @ronnieraccoon preach!