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betweenfailures

@fesworks ayup. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to fesworks
Chumblr is the most popular social networking site for sharks at the moment. about 23 hours ago via web
Somewhere between teaser & trailer the girl in Brave went from looking normal to really creepy to me. Opposie of what happend with Tintin. about 24 hours ago via web
For 2.99 in the app store Zynga is offering Words With Friends With Benefits. You have to send a pic of your junk with each word. 7:47 PM May 28th via web
Every time I hear about hurricane Beryl I think of Sailor Moon. 9:39 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
@locojoe4 On the one hand I want to correct that, but on the other I love it as a new word... CONFLICTED. 12:32 AM May 28th via web in reply to locojoe4
Battleship would be way better if it were all erotic fanfic pairing fights. 11:16 PM May 27th via web
Eat Me, the candy bar for unimaginative english majors. betweenfailures.net/archives/archi… 11:13 PM May 27th via web
@fireinyourwords paste an image of Tom Cruise to your palm. It's bound to attract high fives. 4:34 PM May 27th via web in reply to fireinyourwords
Thanks for the audio advice kids. I appreciate it. 9:43 AM May 27th via web
What's the best format to encode music into? 7:14 AM May 27th via web
Dear battery backup, I love you for saving hours of work from our unstable infrastructure. Love, Jackie Wohlenhaus 7:50 PM May 26th via web
OH SHIT! There's a version of this unfunny podcast I can pay for!? Sign me the fuck up! 6:56 PM May 26th via web
So far it seems like this Never Not Funny podcast should be called Mostly Not Funny, or maybe even Always Not Funny... #savethemDougBenson 6:46 PM May 26th via web
@teh_andeh thanks for the #ff , man. 11:20 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPad in reply to teh_andeh
@elephande good idea! XD 11:20 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPad in reply to elephande
Man... Pottermore sure got boring fast. It needs more ANYTHING to do. 10:32 AM May 26th via web
Son of a bitch... Something wiped out my Strike Witches review. T^T 10:18 AM May 26th via web
Who better to teach young people good behavior than their peers? Let's all watch the adventures of The Responsibiliteens. 8:52 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@ronnieraccoon preach! 1:30 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPad in reply to ronnieraccoon