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betthearm

  1. @Astrogirl426 I thought it was because of my debonair fashion sense, but thanks!
  2. @introvertedwife Rarely is anything positive gleaned from the comments. #NeverReadTheComments
  3. @mydwynter Fun Fact*: All Archimedes discoveries started out as drunken sexual escapades. *facts may be neither fun nor true.
  4. Ever watch two guys in a hot tub weigh their balls to see whose were heavier? No? You've never partied in Florida.
  5. @Astrogirl426 You haven't gained weight; your pure animal magnetism has created a false gravity well which alters the scale
  6. There's nothing gayer than a straight guy trying to convince people he's not a closeted homosexual.
  7. @z_williamson Here you go: youtu.be/-asJi57AQck
  8. I believe it is once again time to brew a couple cases of 100 Resolutions IPA.
  9. @orangecheetos Class? I jumped in and started making my own with nothing but a book and gumption. And ingredients. And, you know, hope.
  10. @jessostroff It's like you're reading my mind today.
  11. @Astrogirl426 They're not all gems, folks.
  12. “Work Is Never Done” by The Futureheads is my new jam. ♫ t.thisismyjam.com/betthearm/_1tj…
  13. @Astrogirl426 Jesus, pick them up! You have a kid wandering about!
  14. Wow. @amandapalmer's Kickstarter breaks $1 million. That's a big plus in the "good people do good things" column.
  15. In 1993, Douglas Adams detailed the invention of the ebook. vimeo.com/40121975
  16. When asked for buzzwords to describe your company, "whore" is an unacceptable choice. #cubiclecommandosafetytips
  17. @VoodooDarling Share and enjoy.
  18. @VoodooDarling QR codes are the fucking pet rocks of advertising.