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  1. AND just got upgraded to first class for free!!! LOVE my frequent flyer program #continental #awesome
  2. Capped off my week-long eating extravaganza with some Panda Express in the Houston airport #nomnomnom
  3. Drinking wine on the porch with my aunt barbara and lovin it #happythanksgiving
  4. Drinking wine on the porch with my aunt barbara and lovin it #happythanksgiving
  5. I really do love Chick-fil-A #eatmorchikin
  6. I think running on the beach is good for what ails ya! #happythanksgiving
  7. I love that the fridge at my parents' house ALWAYS has diet coke! #homefortheholidays
  8. Even if I don't win, I'm pretty pumped about my fantasy team racking up 204 points....so far!
  9. Trying on boots and hurt my toe by putting the shoe on the wrong foot #shoppingFAIL
  10. Can NOT believe he just won a hundred dollar hand with an 8 and a 2 #watchingpoker
  11. @natterbull yay! I'll see you there!
  12. 2 convenience stores later and I'm watching a bunch of fools play poker with chex mix and diet mt. Dew
  13. @natterbull because evryrthing is better with mayo! I miss you too!
  14. @bartoneus Ew. I don't want your hair, I have plenty of my own, thanks. Pics are plenty.
  15. RT @moniguzman: Rainier Valley Food Bank director overwhelmed by donations since the burglary.The biggest: $10,000 in food from Wal-Mart
  16. Pretty cool! RT @thom_socal_hp Did you know HP Labs helped the U.S. invent methods to prevent counterfeit bills? http://bit.ly/39H30x
  17. RT @FakeAPStylebook: "Awesome" implies feelings of reverence or fear. Great Cthulhu is awesome, as is the latest Taylor Swift single.
  18. @WolfStar76 @chattyDM The trifecta of awesome! I expect an invitation to that game!#bacon #dnd #gencon
  19. @bartoneus good luck! Bet a haircut would help the job search ;)
  20. Loving talking to Rachel Hart and the Seattle Mag crew at their "open house" event! #seattle