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bethyma

  1. Never mind the sushi tweets. I was teasing. That stuff was too good to sit on a plate long enough to get a photo.
  2. I guess I should charge my iPhone if we're going out for sushi later. Obligatory tweets about and pictures of our food and stuff.
  3. What's wrong with this picture? Hint: this from a RENO, NEVADA station, @KRNV My News 4. twitpic.com/9oprva
  4. I remember a time when the shish kabob was a fancy barbecue food.
  5. @BrilliantOrange right, but DiCaprio is no Redford.
  6. @amala5000 yes, and the fact that it was actually melting!
  7. The rats cooking in the kitchen scene in "The #Muppets Take Manhattan" is an example of absolute genius in puppetry.
  8. "One honeycomb for the bear, one dragonfly ripple for the frog. Don't get them mixed up." twitpic.com/9o4mlp #ImissBobHope
  9. Neat-O.
  10. Getting ready for the Girl Scouts parade at the @Aceball game. #GoAces!
  11. Oh fukc, I'm a matriarch before I've turned 40. That's a damper on my day. They better be wrapping chocolates out there...
  12. There comes a time when Mother's Day becomes your own. Mine is bittersweet as it's because my mom has passed & my MIL doesn't speak to us.
  13. @JESSALACIOUS double thanks to you!
  14. I'm allergic to holidays. Sore throat for Mother's Day? Of course.
  15. If you use an expensive, electronic device to look up info to prove that times are tough, I won't believe that times are so tough for you.
  16. @Mustangbex I imagine you drinking the kids' benadryl through a straw like in that movie "Hitch". Get better now. Sorry you don't feel good.
  17. @Mustangbex Have you taken any anti-histamine yet?! Do you need a ride to a hospital?