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bethofalltrades

@mercybell nope. i'm not sure who told me about PB&P, but they're really delicious! about 8 hours ago via web in reply to mercybell
@smarsh12 @WalterSickert @armyoftoys @Grizzly_Mouse well, the coasters and teacup ARE a very logical, fine pairing. like art & wine. :) about 8 hours ago via web in reply to smarsh12
@un_gout I am web-illiterate & screwed up my site, but bethofalltrades.com should be back up by tues or Wednesday. I'm glad you repeated! about 10 hours ago via Osfoora HD in reply to un_gout
Made homemade pickles for the first time today. Can't wait to try them as part of a peanut butter/pickle sandwich. #yum about 11 hours ago via Osfoora HD
Like, really, don't fuck w an insomniac's sleep. 12:45 AM May 26th via Seesmic
@akte yaaaay! 12:42 AM May 26th via Seesmic in reply to akte
My other thought is to start sending them bizarre texts in response like, "mom, is that you?" 12:41 AM May 26th via Seesmic
Pretty sure whoever called me 4 times in the last 5 min has a wrong number. The "stupid bitch" text I just got makes me want to post their # 12:38 AM May 26th via Seesmic
But ultimately, going through hell & high water (& mundane chores) together has made our bond strong & our life together always interesting. 7:05 PM May 25th via web
It's been 3 years of constant blissful happiness, with zero arguments about whose turn it is to scoop the cat boxes. #lies 7:03 PM May 25th via web
On May 25th, 2009, I worked up the courage to tell @dharma_punx that my feelings for her weren't exactly platonic. My gamble paid off! 7:02 PM May 25th via web
@MarshMarkle she deserves a better life than I can give her. Just don't ignore @abbyahmad in favor of your new love. ;) 10:00 PM May 24th via Osfoora HD in reply to MarshMarkle
my hands are covered in paint and ink. as they should be. 7:48 PM May 24th via web
You know when you end up drunk at 3:30 on a Wednesday afternoon that @tender_buttons is more than likely involved. 12:36 PM May 23rd via Seesmic
@gimelresh nah I already pretty much do that. You're not to blame. 12:20 PM May 23rd via Seesmic in reply to gimelresh
It's 6am and I've moved on to insomnia treatment #563: a beer. 2:51 AM May 23rd via Osfoora HD
@csdaley agreed! 10:58 PM May 22nd via web in reply to csdaley
Anyone who has a music autoplay on their site in 2012 should be taken out back and whipped. 10:43 PM May 22nd via web
@danguyf you and @kylecassidy represent opposite sides of the WP / smugmug debate. I smell a jello-wrestling match. ;) 5:28 PM May 22nd via web in reply to danguyf
after wrestling with Wordpress all day, I've decided to give up and use @SmugMug for my photo website. WAY more (dumb) user-friendly. 5:10 PM May 22nd via web