BethanyDwyer
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At lunch eating & ladies next2 me just said, 'i lost 3lbs just from the blood,goop & placenta i pushed out.
about 6 hours ago
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RT @: If I had a time machine, I would visit my dad in the hospital before he died & fuck that hot nurse.
about 9 hours ago
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Hey Mr. Stereotype assigner, I don't know anyone who doesn't like fried chicken. I'm just saying...
about 18 hours ago
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I'll have the meat sandwich shaped like bones please. Mmm McRib
about 18 hours ago
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@ I will take that as a compliment.
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to iamfrench
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My car is the wicked witch of the West. Every time it gets wet it melts down. The belt is off again!
about 18 hours ago
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Hey guys, at no time do girls sit around and daydream about that time you put your finger up our butt... ever.
about 18 hours ago
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you boys and your emoticons. I wish they had one that meant gay. @ @
3:08 AM Dec 10th
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Right. @ wow, un-cited serious wednesdays. makes it so much more serious
3:07 AM Dec 10th
from web
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Everyone is loved by someone, so there is no such thing as only hurting one person.
11:35 PM Dec 9th
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If you hang around your past you'll end up regretting it in the future and thats no way to live right now or ever.
11:33 PM Dec 9th
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@ Here's to helping you get even... You're being watched.
11:10 PM Dec 9th
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in reply to JasonZumwalt
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I say "Take care" as much as possible. That way when Christmas rolls around. I've already given so much.
6:38 PM Dec 9th
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I am drained mentally, emotionally and physically. I want to be cradled with some possible rocking and definitely petting.
6:35 PM Dec 9th
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Wait til tomorrow... ! @ chrisdelia Dude, feelings are so fucking weird. I'm being serious right now.
8:54 PM Dec 8th
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I keep forgetting my cell at home. Ugh! I do it all the time. Phones do so many things why cant it scream, "Come get me!" when you leave.
2:05 PM Dec 8th
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@ FREE Dec. 10 @ 2pm ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE IS playing at NOHO Regional Library 5211 Tujunga NoHo. Popcorn included. UR WELCOME
9:39 AM Dec 8th
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in reply to JimBiancoTweets
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RT @: @ @ Love those "shreds" vids, especially that EVH one. Here's my favorite:
8:14 PM Dec 7th
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Hey good news middle America! The McRib is back.
10:01 AM Dec 7th
from txt
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Hey Everybody, I get it Dexter is awesome. So is sliced bread. You don't see me raving about my toast every morning. Jeesh!
1:53 AM Dec 7th
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- Name Bethany Dwyer
- Location Hollywood
- Web http://myspace.co...
- Bio I'm a stand up Comic, Actress, Writer, Artist, Photographer & Party Saver
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