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bestoffates

  1. The unequivocally sexiest president. #Lincoln instagr.am/p/LYwj09vb5F/ about 15 hours ago via Instagram
  2. A museum-filled day in the city. First up, American History! instagr.am/p/LYFii3Pb-5/ about 22 hours ago via Instagram
  3. RT "@bestoffates has painted canvas quote art that even I could do. bestoffates.com/painted-canvas… But I won't" Come on, all the cool kids r doing it! 1:54 PM May 31st via web
  4. Dear HBO, you have to stop showing this movie so I can stop watching it four times a week. Love, clearly nee instagr.am/p/LRnTxsPbwB/ 8:04 PM May 30th via Instagram
  5. Have I ever mentioned I work by the beach? instagr.am/p/LOaTIGPb8l/ 2:12 PM May 29th via Instagram
  6. When parties get real. instagr.am/p/LHXFuTPb-6/ 8:28 PM May 26th via Instagram
  7. All true friends will walk you down the street like a gentleman. (@jonesforradio) instagr.am/p/LGy1GTvb4C/ 3:17 PM May 26th via Instagram
  8. My place of peace. instagr.am/p/LEMzt6Pb0M/ 3:01 PM May 25th via Instagram
  9. Doing lunch right. Aka, apparently I'm too lazy to make a sandwich. instagr.am/p/LBP2GxPbw2/ 11:30 AM May 24th via Instagram
  10. Found this choker I loved in high school and am totally wearing it to work today. 'Cause nostalgia's the sam instagr.am/p/LAnRNNvb_E/ 5:37 AM May 24th via Instagram
  11. Only thing better than receiving a package? Sending one. And ice cream. instagr.am/p/K_T9gEvb1Q/ 5:27 PM May 23rd via Instagram
  12. Today's look is '80s reject meets mismatched businesswoman. I like to keep it fresh. And unfashionable. instagr.am/p/K-8sJEvb5l/ 2:23 PM May 23rd via Instagram
  13. Trying to walk off all that zucchini. (Nobody likes squash hips.) instagr.am/p/K84wwNPb8-/ 6:52 PM May 22nd via Instagram
  14. One of my favorite things about summer, along with looking like less of a freak in sundresses. instagr.am/p/K8kP8uPbx9/ 3:53 PM May 22nd via Instagram
  15. It might be time to get gas, but it's hard to say for sure - I don't want to push it. instagr.am/p/K8a1FNPb91/ 2:31 PM May 22nd via Instagram
  16. Nothing gets my #excitedface like the inside of military aircraft. (I'm a sucker for hard seats and cold met instagr.am/p/K3cp-uPb_d/ 4:18 PM May 20th via Instagram
  17. Apparently, air shows have flying planes. I always forget that part. instagr.am/p/K22-K6Pb4Q/ 10:40 AM May 20th via Instagram
  18. USO Mobile gets my #ExcitedFace. And also my where-are-all-the-freaking-people-I'm-bored face. instagr.am/p/K2Z_rlvb6B/ 6:41 AM May 20th via Instagram
  19. Dear USO, if I don't have beads to give away, how can I lure children and their parents wallets to our table instagr.am/p/K2VxuWvb4q/ 5:51 AM May 20th via Instagram
  20. Dear Andrews Air Show, I'd like volunteering at you more if you started later. Love, Megan instagr.am/p/K2RqQ9Pb3c/ 5:15 AM May 20th via Instagram
  • Name Megan Wittling
  • Location Northern Virginia
  • Web http://bestoffate...
  • Bio I'm quirky. That's a polite way of saying weird.
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