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The quickest way to determine if a pumpkin is Christian? Smash it open to see if there's a Jesus inside
8:05 AM Oct 16th, 2011
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Jesus-approved costumes for your anti-Halloween merriment. The Weekly Word's got your back. But not in a gay way.
8:05 AM Oct 16th, 2011
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The Weekly Word has everything you ever wanted to know about why Baby Jesus wants your foreskin:
9:34 AM Sep 21st, 2011
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Thank goodness God doesn't believe in rock 'n roll- otherwise we'd have to climb a stairway all the way to Heaven.
8:09 AM Sep 21st, 2011
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@ 666 is the number of the beast. So the hurricane was your fault.
7:09 PM Aug 30th, 2011
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On today's show: Cindy Sunday of the @ talks about joining Dirty Girls Ministries.
10:45 AM Aug 25th, 2011
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RT @ If u dont have fun at church find another church // (@) (@)
8:50 PM Aug 13th, 2011
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Disappointed with the hurricane? Let Jesus blow you instead. Witness his power in the new Weekly Word:
8:05 AM Aug 28th, 2011
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Little known fact: the sitcom "My Two Dads" was loosely based on Jesus' early life with God and Joseph.
8:45 AM Aug 7th, 2011
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Avoid the heat and the fires of Hell by coming to Church- where we offer salvation AND air conditioning.
8:20 PM Aug 6th, 2011
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Next time you want to go swimming, think about WWJD? and take a walk instead.
7:54 AM Aug 6th, 2011
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God would like to hi-five you, but He's got the whole world in His hands.
3:55 PM Aug 2nd, 2011
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Christian Thunderdome, why Jesus lovers should be glad July is over and more in the new Weekly Word:
8:04 PM Aug 1st, 2011
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The Weekly Word is out: Christian s'mores, sexy martyrs for Jesus and David Schwimmer!
12:58 PM Jul 10th, 2011
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Help someone in need--wait no! don't help them directly: silently pray for them.
10:58 AM Jun 22nd, 2011
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Weekly Word: special father's day edition proving your dad is not your real dad. The Bible guarantees it!
8:47 AM Jun 18th, 2011
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@ also, try salted communion wafers instead of salted peanuts. nothing says baseball like a mouthful of Jesus.
5:00 PM Jun 12th, 2011
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RT@: What does the Bible have to say about "Faith Night" at the baseball park? -> if your team loses, God hates you.
4:58 PM Jun 12th, 2011
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RE last tweet: This is what Jesus told Pastor Dave in a dream last night. Not sure what it means, but probably the end is near.
4:12 PM Jun 9th, 2011
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You know when sometimes you squirt dish soap and a hundred tiny bubbles fly around the room? I like that.
4:10 PM Jun 9th, 2011
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- Name Best Church of God
- Location Chicago
- Web http://www.BestCh...
- Bio We read the bible so you don't have to. (BCOG=satire of religion)
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