BestAt
- RT @sween: OMG! There's a milkshake in the yard across the street! GOTTA GO!8 minutes ago from twitterfeed
- RT @InSoOutSo: All lesbian porn DVD's come in box sets.about 4 hours ago from twitterfeed
- RT @SarahKSilverman: Thanks for a great weekend. I'll never forget the sweet magic of our passionate love making, you guys.about 13 hours ago from twitterfeed
- RT @adtothebone: Judging by their commercials, the primary ingredient in most brands of mascara is bullshit.about 17 hours ago from twitterfeed
- RT @sween: Although marketed as a symbol of youth, convertibles seem to come standard with male-pattern baldness.about 23 hours ago from twitterfeed
- RT @CcSteff: Two days in North Carolina and I'm eating grits and blessing your heart.8:34 AM Jul 12th from twitterfeed
- RT @badbanana: Half of the appeal of staying up late is the total absence of morning people.12:35 AM Jul 12th from twitterfeed
- RT @kolchak: That guy puts the "pen" in "penis". Which explains why he's in this emergency room.7:34 PM Jul 11th from twitterfeed
- RT @baileygenine: Based on how good I am at computer shortcuts, I bet I'd be great at pretending to play the piano.1:05 PM Jul 11th from twitterfeed
- RT @Nicky36: I had a dream I gave Jim Carrey a BJ. Subconscious, you're fired.7:04 AM Jul 11th from twitterfeed
- RT @awryone: My boss only uses frowny faces in IM.
She's an emoticunt.12:05 AM Jul 11th from twitterfeed
- RT @srslainey: My new co-worker says "bananas" or "bears" instead of shit. What kind of nutterbutter is that?5:10 PM Jul 10th from twitterfeed
- RT @luckyshirt: "YOU STOP YOUR CRYING OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT, ARGENTINA!" #1stdraftmovielines10:34 PM Jul 9th from twitterfeed
- RT @roughdiction: Commas are like foreign women I meet at the local bar, I always use them inappropriately.6:35 PM Jul 9th from twitterfeed
- RT @sniffyjenkins: Herbal tea tastes so much better when it's coffee.6:34 AM Jul 9th from twitterfeed
- RT @apelad: I shall now retire for the evening. Hopefully my 401(z) will get me through till morning.1:35 AM Jul 9th from twitterfeed
- RT @badbanana: Michael Jackson's Memorial Service got such huge ratings, NBC picked it up for the fall season.7:36 PM Jul 8th from twitterfeed
- RT @sween: Ow. Air quote cramp.3:05 PM Jul 8th from twitterfeed
- RT @toldorknown: Working on a new family crest. What's the Latin for "Everybody sucks but us"?7:34 AM Jul 8th from twitterfeed
- RT @bortflancrest: SOME GUY: Can you stop groping my wife, sleazebag? - ME: Can you stop cockblocking me, jerkface?12:05 AM Jul 8th from twitterfeed
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- Name BestAt: The Best @'s
- Location The Twitter
- Web http://twitter.co...
- Bio Automagically retweeting the funny tweets since 2008. A 'Best of Twitter' featuring the best @'s. An @JoeLaz production.
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