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  1. -@FrankAdman I dont drink anymore-watching @Roger_Sterling vomit all over cured me of that. But those Twittertini's look delicious! #140Conf
  2. -@PeggyOlson If it's anyone I have faith in at Sterling Cooper-it's you Miss Olson. In fact, I think I even see a bit of Ayn Rand in you...
  3. -@_DonDraper @PeggyOlson We need a miracle or we'll lose that GM account. It's times like these that I ask myself, "What would Ayn Rand do?"
  4. What's wrong with @Roger_Sterling? Last time he looked like this there was nothing but projectile vomit spewing from his lips to my carpet.
  5. @BobbyTheMitch Oh now I remember Mealy--Ogilvy's imaginary friend! Tried to inflitrate Sterling Cooper and position himself as a ringleader.
  6. @Bud_Melman First, that is completely false, "Bud Mealy"...if that is your real name. As a rule, I ALWAYS wear shoes OUTSIDE of the office.
  7. @bettydraper Bud WHO?? I keep telling you people...there is no Bud Mealy in the mailroom!
  8. @peggyolson When is your birthday party? I bought a new argyle scarf to celebrate the occasion. Dont tell anyone-I want it to be a surprise.
  9. @peggyolson I hear it's a special day, and I wanted to be the first to say "Happy Birthday!"
  10. @BobbyTheMitch Spying? Did you say you are spying on someone at Sterling Cooper? Young man, we do not condone that sort of activity here.
  11. @BobbyTheMitch Your lack of toadying this year is unsettling. I'm beginning to have doubts about you, you might be demoted to the mailroom.
  12. @BobbyTheMitch has informed me that there is a new style of yellow argyle socks coming out in March. 1963 is going to be a very good year!
  13. @Lioneldp What are you saying? We're only 5 1/2 hours into 1963. Do you have a crystal ball? If so, I'd like to see it.
  14. Early morning television starts up again in two minutes. It looks like an episode of The Twilight Zone is playing that I haven't seen yet.
  15. Kids making so much noise all night-I couldn't sleep. So I perused the new Warhol collection to decide which piece will appreciate the most.
  16. @BobbyTheMitch Thank you for the good news! You've been an outstanding mailroom boy, and I'm going to give you a $2 bonus for New Year's!
  17. @ppierodds What? @peggyolson called me a crackpot? Balderdash! She would do no such thing. Why are you spreading these subversive rumors?
  18. Rethinking my policy of taking my shoes off at stranger's houses. Glad I kept my Secret Santa present, these red argyle socks came in handy.
  19. @betty_draper I've stepped in someone's vomit in my new argyle socks! Disinfectant! Quick, please! I think I've had enough of this #madparty
  20. @Betty_Draper Thanks, the soup looks delicious! Do you think we could all take off our shoes before we commence with the #madparty dinner?