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  1. I don't like my Rothko hanging next to @_PeteCampbell's shotgun. It's tawdry. 10:23 AM Dec 9th, 2009 from web
  2. @_DonDraper and @Roger_Sterling go thru several bottles of liquor each day. I don't need to drink at all-I'm intoxicated from the fumes. 11:35 AM Nov 23rd, 2009 from web
  3. @TikiDarling That thing is hideous. Where did it come from? 11:32 AM Nov 23rd, 2009 from web in reply to TikiDarling
  4. @bellie7 That's right, people are lazy. Whatever happened to the good old days, when people actually worked for a living?? 11:24 AM Nov 23rd, 2009 from web in reply to bellie7
  5. I miss having my own office. What is so challenging about taking off your shoes, people!?? 11:19 AM Nov 23rd, 2009 from web
  6. Sneaking out of the office early to take advantage of Gimbels argyle sale. 9:44 AM Nov 6th, 2009 from web
  7. Ohhh, Glorious Prune Juice! 9:30 AM Nov 6th, 2009 from web
  8. We wrapped up the @_DonDraper contract just in time. Now he's considered one of the most influential men in the country http://bit.ly/3AWhY 10:23 AM Oct 9th, 2009 from web
  9. @LifeExpedition I'll look into getting those argyle slippers. I'm growing tired of finding @TheAntFarm stuck to my precious argyle socks. 10:15 AM Oct 9th, 2009 from web in reply to LifeExpedition
  10. @TheAntFarm seems to be taking over the office. If only I could teach them to write copy. 10:08 AM Oct 9th, 2009 from web
  11. Nooooo, my beautiful carpet!! 11:56 AM Sep 22nd, 2009 from web
  12. All this activity and running around in the office is getting the carpet dirty. I wish people would just take off their shoes. 1:33 PM Sep 10th, 2009 from web
  13. Watching @_PeteCampbell dancing the Charleston last night brought back memories...I was a pretty impressive dancer in my youth. 9:46 AM Aug 31st, 2009 from web
  14. It's so wonderful to hear everyone humming Bye Bye Birdie in the office. How I love a good Broadway show! 8:39 AM Aug 28th, 2009 from web
  15. @_DonDraper @PeggyOlson Is there a problem with an expense report? 9:39 AM Aug 19th, 2009 from web
  16. Sale on argyle at Gimbels. Good time to stock up for the winter. Then off to Sothebys. 11:40 AM Jul 25th, 2009 from web
  17. Having a quiet lunch in my office with Rothko. 9:03 AM Jul 22nd, 2009 from web
  18. -@PeggyOlson If it's anyone I have faith in at Sterling Cooper-it's you Miss Olson. In fact, I think I even see a bit of Ayn Rand in you... 12:57 PM Jun 1st, 2009 from web
  19. -@_DonDraper @PeggyOlson We need a miracle or we'll lose that GM account. It's times like these that I ask myself, "What would Ayn Rand do?" 12:41 PM Jun 1st, 2009 from web
  20. What's wrong with @Roger_Sterling? Last time he looked like this there was nothing but projectile vomit spewing from his lips to my carpet. 9:19 AM Mar 17th, 2009 from web