bertkreischer
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Doing a spot at Red Rocks tonight...have some sushi, write some new jokes, do my set, and stop by the Improv.
about 18 hours ago
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My wife looks really hot this morning, I'll try and snap a pic when she is not looking.
8:11 AM Dec 15th
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Holy shit...Loving "Solo" and loving their formula: 2 chics who can sing, 1 hot chic, and 4 dudes who want to fuck the the hot chic
9:48 PM Dec 14th
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This kid is going head to head with Freddy Mercury....they should pick horrible songs and make them look good, like Warrant's "Cherry Pie".
9:38 PM Dec 14th
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Andrew Luster did less damage to the Max Factor name than Maxx Factor did to it on the .
9:29 PM Dec 14th
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Would it be too much to ask to get a black man that knows the definition of "real talk" on .
9:23 PM Dec 14th
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What the fuck are they doing with their hands.
9:20 PM Dec 14th
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New Show: Send the "Beezlzebubs" to prison & have them try to sing themselves out of getting raped in the shower...think of the acoustics!
9:09 PM Dec 14th
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@ are you watching the sing off....I'm shouting at the TV
9:03 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to jaymohr37
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Teleprompter 4 "The Sing Off": Up next (raise hand), two groups will move 2 the next round(adjust feet) and 1 will go home(point to camera)
9:02 PM Dec 14th
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they should call "Noteworthy" from Provo, Utah "The 6's, if you're drunk"
8:54 PM Dec 14th
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@ Nick Lachey hold the mic like it is his 1st night in prison.
8:50 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to eitmonline
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@ when are you in vegas
6:59 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to MrCowhead
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Catch Bert LIVE in Brea, CA at the Brea Improv December 26 & 27!!
2:39 PM Dec 14th
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Dear inner city, please stop breeding your pets. Where your sense of responsibility stops, my wife's starts, and it's costing me a fortune
8:26 AM Dec 14th
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Where are the safe spots to kick a cat
7:58 AM Dec 14th
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Just watched "the U" on ESPN...fucking AMAZING, loved every minute of it, Bernie Kosar is a mess
10:26 PM Dec 13th
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Just incAse. I love eceryone
7:12 AM Dec 13th
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I need spell check
3:01 PM Dec 12th
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A sunset is like sex w/ me: it happens quickly, it's best when you're drunk, & once it happens once in 24 hours
2:46 PM Dec 12th
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- Name bert kreischer
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.bertbe...
- Bio I am a Party Animal, Comedian, Actor, Host, Hesitant Passenger, Fast Eater, Glutton, Husband, and Dad.
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