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  1. Fail night overall, but carpets are clean (too clean, in places). Going to bed before I destroy anything else.
  2. After bleaching my carpet, I broke my shower head. BY TOUCHING IT. Then managed to slice knee open and drip blood on carpet. Did not bleach.
  3. Okay, dog and cat are SPOONING on the couch. This just made all their little messes worth it. So cute!
  4. @daisiespushedup No, if I put my dog in a diaper I'd have to wash my dog every day instead of carpet twice a year.
  5. @daisiespushedup Hahaha, that is so wrong!
  6. @daisiespushedup But if I removed the carpet there's just bare floor underneath. Too ghetto, even for me. Too poor for new.
  7. @daisiespushedup I just lie to myself and pretend I'm actually successful in cleaning it all up.
  8. @daisiespushedup No way! I know my dog has peed on pretty much every inch of this carpet
  9. @daisiespushedup EWW yes. And god knows what else I've cleaned it with before. Usually it's just vinegar - the intended gallon of liquid.
  10. @daisiespushedup True... does that really have enough ammonia in it to react that strongly with bleach?
  11. @daisiespushedup mmm death :) It's all wet-vacced up now and I'm hanging downstairs until it smells less like death. WTF was on my carpet?!
  12. @daisiespushedup Interesting. Also explains the dizziness, then. Bad high.
  13. @daisiespushedup That why it fizzed or why it bleached? Fortunately it's upstairs where I have carpet scraps covering dog pee stains anyway.
  14. PS In case anybody was wondering this, bleach makes baking soda fizz just like vinegar.
  15. Fuck. I just bleached my carpet. Why do vinegar and bleach both come in gallon jugs... and why don't I READ?!
  16. @kapnkaty FUCKING AWESOME. WTF did she think it was? Also, fwiw, baby wipes are wonderful, useful things.
  17. @Estrella_Mar Because it's you, I know last line was intentional :) She is choke-worthy. Awesome, kind, friendly...intelligent thought RUNS.
  18. @theteganandsara This post makes me thankful for for lesser capacity, but also less spill-full top loader.
  19. @daisiespushedup WTF did you do to your knee? Because I can only think of one thing, and it involves both knees.
  20. Plastic knives are fucking inadequate for peeling cucumbers. I may as well have peeled it with my fucking teeth.