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  1. PS oreo cookie frozen dessert does not pair well with lemon theraflu.
  2. @A_Altissima Like WHOA? http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  3. @illex syphilis-infused alcohol???
  4. @TheGallyBlog I'm not drunk, and I'm also not being serious. Don't be annoying.
  5. @illex I think maybe you look cold and could use some blankets...
  6. @TheGallyBlog stop what?
  7. @illex KILL WHITEEEEYYYYYY!
  8. @TheGallyBlog @gimpshot technically all you white fools invaded the US/Canada...
  9. @gimpshot you're going to breed again???
  10. @Real_Shakey Also, if you get a time machine let me borrow it so I can go back and F 1960-1975 Clint Eastwood.
  11. @Real_Shakey Happy? :P
  12. RT @Real_Shakey: The other one was to make a time machine and bring back sheet music and become a rock and roll star in the '70's, but S ...
  13. RT @Real_Shakey: FUCK! The Blindside gave away my secret to life success-adopt African babies and bombard them with athletic training ti ...
  14. @Hbomb47 THAT WAS YOU?!
  15. I need to vacuum out my sinuses
  16. Stupid cold can go to hell and die. Jerk.
  17. Drunk by 330? Yup. @ Hell's Kitchen having a Foxy Fosse. Mmmmmm. http://myloc.me/1Khc5
  18. Headed to @Barrio_Mpls for some awesome grub and cocktails. So over cooking for the day! Come find us :)
  19. One last thing...I really miss Andre the Giant & wish I could hug him.
  20. I swear there's an Amber-shaped groove in "my spot" on the couch since I sleep here so much. Time to nap...