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  1. "Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life." --Robert Byrne
  2. I don't usually focus on bands I don't like but, God, Rammstein is the most ridiculous crap ever.
  3. *lies* RT #turnon @tremendousnews [please lie and RT] [even dudes]
  4. Oh, Palin... "There is no "Department of Law" at the White House" : http://bit.ly/eCLP4
  5. @franscud Thank you!
  6. is wasting her money on the NIN concert dates in Chicago. Feel free to taunt her.
  7. Why I don't go to funerals: @junk_foodaholic Watching Michael's daughter, Paris, speak tore me up. Bless her and her brother's little hearts
  8. Wha..?!? The Twitter Whale is gone?!? NOOOOOO!!!
  9. Dear person(s) who invented/popularized bean burritos, I love you wherever you are.
  10. The negative side to weight loss: Goodbye, favorite shorts.
  11. *snicker* All my calendars are still set on March.
  12. @TheSims3 I'm jealous of their ability to live off cookies and ice cream without worrying about how nutritious it is. :(
  13. (Just the ones that regular people set off. The fireworks displays are fine.)
  14. hates fireworks and is one step away from yelling, "Getoffmylawn!"
  15. If I'm already following you, that last comment doesn't apply. It was directed toward the pornbots.
  16. If you have the word "horny" anywhere within your last 5 updates, don't bother following me in the hopes that I'll follow you back. I won't.
  17. @Scorpio_Vixen My (not) brilliant state (MN) legalized some of them a few years ago. :(
  18. Okay, SOME of these fireworks really need to be banned if they aren't already.
  19. Mmm, North Dakota. RT @tremendousnews If you have 1 state they'd have to *pay* you to visit #youmightbeamerican
  20. Best spam email subject so far: "Be her mighty night predator." Ummmm, that sounds frightening...