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Berrebbi

  1. @Alanstarzinski put me down as a tentative.
  2. Putting together the roving dance party tonight in Brooklyn. Interested parties and recommendations of where to hit welcome.
  3. ME: I am going to lay in the park with my shirt off and I don't care who throws up and/or masturbates!
  4. The next few hours my sunglasses & I will be in the park off 23rd & 11th writing sad love poems and eating sandwiches twitter.com/Berrebbi/statu…
  5. 53rd floor view of fireworks ow.ly/i/EbjE
  6. @EMILYBIRNBAUM about time.
  7. ASSHOLE @ PARTY: Fuck you I'm the King of Shit. ME: That sounds like the worst thing to be king of D: .. ME: Ew, what is your crown made of?
  8. FEMALE FRIEND: Stop posting conversations about dating. It scares away women who want to date you ME: There are women who want to date me?!?
  9. ME: I wore a suit all day today, just like a real adult MOM: I don't like when you talk that way. ME: With shoes!!!
  10. Shooting at music studio where Justin Bieber records. In the bathroom? Springsteen's platnum Born in USA album/cassette ow.ly/i/DERN
  11. ME: I'm not gonna be that guy that takes digs at your boyfriend FEMALE FRIEND: Thanks M: How's the relationship F: ..good M: Sounds terrible
  12. @stfuitssaraaah @stfuitssaraaah i think i may in that subway ad, though i haven't seen it. I don't suppose you can post a picture of it?
  13. EX-GF: H@ppy b-day!There a PÃR-tāy? ME: Yes, if PÃR-tāy means spending the day in bed watching Netflix tweeting that i'm miserable EX: këwl
  14. ME: Since its inevitable I will waste my life and potential, the least I can do is try to waste them in the most amazing way possible.
  15. I'm on 30 Rock right now! Tune to WGN (channel 162 on Time Warner NY). i have the big finale scene w/ Tina Fey flashing me her boobs
  16. One of my 30 Rock eps. airs in 1 hour, on WGN (channel 162): "Retreat to Move Forward" - ow.ly/i/CWU1 DVR that shit!...
  17. I'm on 30 Rock! Tonight 6:30pm on WGN, rerun of "Retreat to Move Foward". Liz Lemon flashes me her boobs at appox 20 min mark DVR that shit!
  18. Joan Rivers begged for a photo with me. ow.ly/i/D4hj
  19. DATE: You're somehow self-deprecating and arrogant at the same time. ME: That's cause I'm an idiot-genius.
  20. CUTE GIRL: I quoted one of your tweets! ME: You did?! GIRL: Yeah! ME: You need to find a better way to spend your time. GIRL: ...