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@Mrs4444 I have the first season of madmen and dexter to get through. I have no kid till Monday at 3:00pm and I have so much to doabout 1 hour agofrom webin reply to Mrs4444
@anymommy next time slap me and tell me to snap the hell out of it. If you love me you will and then you will feed me a fabulous mealabout 1 hour agofrom webin reply to anymommy
@waarons wow what lengths u will go to to not cook. I'm impressed. I just invite myself to a home where the owners insist on cooking.6:01 PM Nov 26thfrom webin reply to waarons