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  1. Beach on my lunch break = perfection. (and much better than eating in my cube)
  2. Most people don't know there are angels whose only job is to make sure you don't get too comfortable&fall asleep&miss your life @StoryPeople
  3. I totally just laughed at a marketing joke on NPR. The new job is sucking me in...
  4. Win a new Canon 7D (or 2500 photo scans) from @ScanCafe & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Details here: http://bit.ly/dgYgA
  5. Win a new Nikon D300s (or 2000 photo scans) from @ScanCafe & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Details here: http://bit.ly/8SJuMT
  6. i sprung a hole in the back of my cowboy boots today! obviously from kicking my horse too much :(
  7. @allystoltz Jake is going to be the worst bachelor everrrr with the best six pack everrrr
  8. crap. totally crushing on joe purdy.
  9. Foxy hills is going off.
  10. Powers out. Naptime.
  11. It's a rainy day in downtown LA at Homegirl cafe ... Come eat delicious Mexican food and see SantaCon ... Millions of santas everywhere.
  12. My keyboard wrist pad is more gelatinous than yours.
  13. New job= 94 emails in 1.5 days. Not too shabby.
  14. I just googled "how to make your cubicle feel like home" ...
  15. Great day at Pasadena flea market with kt, now figuring out what we're eating during our first macrobiotic week. #stuffwhitepeopletweet
  16. i'm looking at my search engine and the last thing i typed in was 'macrobiotic recipes' and i'm sitting with chips and guac in my lap fail
  17. Just got some sweet Edward gorey Christmas cards. Hope the grandparents are ready for a slightly macabre holiday greeting.
  18. i want an international pen pal. someone hook it up.
  19. Just studying Ignatius Loyola's writings. On a Friday night. In bed. With dog. siiiigh.
  20. Whose brilliant, wine-influences idea was it to play Twister right after dinner??? Ughhhhhhh