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  1. Just netween me and my 463 followers...My sons KNEW and the older one, though a little slow, was crucial. $$
  2. Blood Oath? That Stanford is one stupid bastard. http://bit.ly/AdCrF
  3. I scrapped together coins -- You think its too late to jump into this market rally?
  4. $$ Ugh . . . Thursday is Meatloaf in the cafeteria -- I'll be on the crapper all night
  5. $$ What is Sheryl talking about? I have Mr.Happy in hand right now, and let me tell ya, this bad boy's got girth! http://bit.ly/m6ZTi
  6. $$ Fuck Chemo . . .
  7. For every direct message you send me, I promises to return at least two. thanks @metafy for the simple, yet genius twitter promise $$
  8. Cut a deal with Twitter to manage their VC money in exchange for prison tweet ability. lose/lose...i win again
  9. Already figured out a way to pool the parole time of other inmates, promising them shorter sentences. see you soon.
  10. What a clusterfuck http://tinyurl.com/cyqzvc bt love the way my hair looks in the photo
  11. Why doesnt the NY Times just @ or DM me http://tinyurl.com/bty2hs
  12. Been too busy hiding money and jewels to tweet. sorry all. Hope you were with me on that $bac short from December 14th.Abby the lez wasnt
  13. This bullet proof vest is a bitch
  14. the view from my penthouse is especially nice this afternoon. glad I can keep twittering.
  15. I am watching cnbc and their little Madoff watch box. I cant wait to huk a loogie at Dylan and Maria. By the way, my sons are twittering.
  16. My secretary is a twit http://tinyurl.com/97dth5
  17. I have been licking so many enveloppes lately.
  18. Whats with this prick in india stealing my ponzi/fraud thunder at Satyam. Actually we own that stock. Hope Cox at the SEC sold it for me.
  19. Happy New Year....Lot's of surprises in store for 2009
  20. I never liked Kevin Bacon movies..he stole first http://tinyurl.com/9vkgum