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berniemadoff

  1. Fuck I miss the action...not that I ever lgeitimately traded it $$ 3:44 PM Aug 11th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  2. Ok I have finished mourning and I am ready to get back in business. Email me bernie@sheistercom if you think you have what it takes $$ 11:06 AM Jul 11th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  3. I am building a list of targets for my next ponzi scheme. If i live 168 more years this thing will be epic.... $$ 11:05 AM Jul 11th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  4. Don't do drugs! 12:33 PM Mar 2nd, 2011 via web
  5. Unbelieveable that @charliesheen won't talk about all the money I took from him. Hey @omid and @adly ....you hear me? 12:32 PM Mar 2nd, 2011 via web
  6. oh man could i be fleecing people in this environment $$ 6:29 PM Dec 3rd, 2010 via TweetDeck
  7. To think I had to build my ponzi scheme using Plaxo....Kids today have it easy $$ 4:59 PM Nov 18th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  8. oh man i really would have made money in the end $$ 11:54 AM Nov 10th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  9. you can't fight thed or steal from clients. two simple rules $$ 11:44 AM Nov 5th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  10. i would like to run $bac from prison. I could fix things up...on the outside at least! 11:57 AM Oct 25th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  11. Hello @stocktwits I predict $aapl will buy a tobacco and coffee company and maybe even a vending machine that sells $aapl stock 8:47 AM Oct 18th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  12. I have a movie idea 'bernie never sleeps because if he does...he gets it up the wazoo' 12:48 PM Sep 29th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  13. when you say up the wazoo and you are in prison...the dance card fills up fasssst 12:47 PM Sep 29th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  14. ken fisher is a fucking yutz http://bit.ly/aQiWOU can i get a longer sentence for awearing on twitter? $$ 12:38 PM Sep 29th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  15. i have revenue ideas up the wazoo for twitter but they all involve me handling the payment processing 10:19 AM Sep 29th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  16. oh man the scams I could pull on Twitter.... 1:50 PM Sep 15th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  17. in dog years i only have 20 years left in prison...and if I was a dog I would like to be a schnauzer 5:37 PM Sep 14th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  18. i wonder when my prison will get 'money never sleeps' $$ 7:23 AM Sep 10th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  19. Love Yom Kippur...the atonement thing made stealing all those years quite bearable 11:31 AM Sep 6th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  20. I just peed and farted at the same time. On wikipedia, that is rarer than pulling off a ponzi scheme 4:01 PM Sep 3rd, 2010 via TweetDeck