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  1. Distributed databases; I has them.
  2. Hmm... #gpsAssassins website says android, yet I can't find it at the Market. Am I missing something?
  3. I know I'm late to the party, but I totally have wifi on my phone!
  4. is working for the weekend, which hopefully won't be as rainy as it is now
  5. eats bacon, and will continue to call it swine flu.
  6. #csmixer the likelihood of having rain at a cook-out varies exponentially according to the length of time you've been planning it.
  7. yearns for the old linux days when total system failures were months, even years apart, rather than days or hours.
  8. is coming to the conclusion that windows was not designed to support multithreaded applications.
  9. my billion second day is april 4, 2013. What is/was yours?
  10. is so glad it's payday.
  11. did you hear about the party at the leper colony? ... It cost an arm and a leg
  12. i guess i shouldn't be surprised that the windows service manager doesn't use the windows service API.
  13. can't believe how simple things get sometimes when you don't procrastinate.
  14. c hands you a gun and says "it's not my fault if you shoot yourself." C++ points a gun at you and says "tell me what i want to hear or i ...
  15. Just bluescreened again. Betcha it's all this extra crap they install on the company machines
  16. just bsod'd fifteen minutes after getting to work. I miss Linux...
  17. hates it when you finish working on something, it's friday, and there's an hour left in the work day
  18. i said i'm kicking it at the #csmixer.
  19. is kicking it at centre{source}
  20. so i hear this @heathseals is a real bergina