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bernardshuford

  1. @mattramsey Yeah, stuff like that just has a way of being frustrating. Hang in there.
  2. @amipruett Yep, it's a bit frustrating.
  3. @carol1069 That's just downright blasphemous. You need to be saved, girl. :)
  4. @mattramsey What went stupid?
  5. @carol1069 That is pretty freaking sinful. On yer knees in prayer, womern.
  6. @amipruett We can't cook out Shuford style. Wasp nest in the grill. GRRRRRRRR.
  7. @mattramsey Are we STILLLLLLLL not there?????
  8. Need to lose weight and get in shape? Just wait til YOUR riding mower tears up.
  9. Well poop. Lawn mower trying to catch on fire, and wasps in the grill. Fighting hard to keep that "smile" part going on.
  10. @MattRamsey Hang in there, buddy :)
  11. @mattramsey ARE WE THERE YET?!?!?!?!?!?! DAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!! HOW MUCH LONGER?!?!?!?!?!?!
  12. @shawnw Admirable prayers, bro.
  13. @mattramsey Are we there yet, Dad? Are we there yet? How much LONGER?
  14. My kids are cooking us French toast for breakfast. Quite interesting.
  15. @bjhewitt You do the same, my friend.
  16. Memorial Day Weekend, here I come. Gonna drink root beer, sleep til 8 or 9, mow grass, throw baseball, play volleyball, and smile.
  17. @shawnw I appreciate the recommendations :)
  18. @shawnw I don't really need "team based" as nobody else is involved with the "tasks management" but I'm giving a look.
  19. @shawnw It does work but I just can't use it quite the way I would really like to. We build manufacturing equipment, primarily for Michelin.
  20. @shawnw The interface, like nearly all Google's interfaces, absolutely sucks.