bernardr
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We have Net Neutrality legislation! Tell Congress to pass it:
7:11 PM Nov 10th
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Let's play a game! Q: What's missing from this picture? A: Seriously LA, fuck you.
3:20 PM Nov 5th
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SLAYER.
11:38 AM Nov 3rd
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When did we all forget that we hated Yoko? Did I not get the forgiveness memo? Do we still hate Nixon?
9:26 AM Oct 30th
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Your speakerphone apparatus sounds like an underwater McDonald's operated by a douchebag with his mechanical larynx feeding back at him.
11:16 PM Oct 27th
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God, I have no shortage of respect for people that fearlessly, and unabashedly make stuff. Cheers.
10:53 PM Oct 27th
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Dear iPhone, I love how you think I'm typing "Herpes" when what I really mean is "Heroes". Your humor is timeless, iPhone. Just timeless.
9:53 AM Oct 20th
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REMINDER: You are going to die. Some of you will die in ugly brutal ways you don't deserve. Be good to each other, you don't have much time.
1:06 PM Oct 19th
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According to the Amazon book description for the new Black Flag book SPRAY PAINT THE WALLS the band was formed in 1878.
10:22 AM Oct 19th
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Bah, these kids today know nothing about jihad! Back in my day, we'd declare jihad on the cafeteria for not serving sloppy Joes on Fridays.
9:23 AM Oct 16th
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Keep your drugs, and liqour, I'm here only for your blood and your souls.
11:27 PM Oct 14th
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While Apocalypse Now stands as a masterpiece & Coppola's struggles were many, never forget he overcame them with money. Do better with less.
8:15 PM Oct 14th
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I no longer have any idea what Phil Collins was talking about. I can only relate to this: So y'know, I'm back to normal.
5:17 PM Oct 14th
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I hope one day you'll trade your skinny jeans and Bukowski books for anything by Selby, though why anyone would agree to that is beyond me.
5:09 PM Oct 14th
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For the record, I'm on my 6th listen of Collins' cheeseball, hilarious, and yet sadly perfect, emotional epic "Take A Look At Me Now".
3:34 PM Oct 14th
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Fact 1: Im listening to Phil Collins
Fact 2: Thinking about This American Life's Starlee Kine
Im a nerd twice over
3:27 PM Oct 14th
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IRONY is NOT synonymous with:
-unfortunate events
-coincidences
-satire
-sarcasm / facetiousness
Stop using the word and I'll be happy
2:27 PM Oct 14th
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Ugh. This rain is beginning to cause undesired eGrams in this Thetan. Must audit soon.
12:20 PM Oct 14th
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I really love how the cellphone is a character in @'s New York Four. "Mute" as an exclamation!
1:15 PM Oct 10th
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Reading @'s The New York Four. (again.)
6:21 PM Oct 9th
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