bernardr
- I refuse to take any guff from a Windows user.2:37 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie
- Has there ever been anything created that has had more of an impact on the way we interpret the world, than the em dash?9:08 AM Jun 19th from Tweetie
- The @swear_bot is SOooOoo late to the game. Iif it had come along sooner it might have had an effect on my tweets. But now? Fuggit!8:31 PM Jun 18th from Tweetie in reply to swear_bot
- Fuck you, spambots! How do you have 3540 followers with only 5 updates? I'm killing myself over here!2:49 PM Jun 18th from Birdhouse
- A little sad that the currentState of HipHop doesnt have anyone 2 make a "swattin muthafuckas down like Obama!"reference http://bit.ly/sDPRp6:10 PM Jun 17th from Tweetie
- Based on:"FUCK YOU MUTHAFUCKA-GET OUT MAH GAWD DAMNED HOUSE-YOU TRIFLIN BITCH ASS PUNK!" I think my neighbors are having relationship issues5:46 PM Jun 17th from Tweetie
- The best/worst part of masterbating in public is that some people actually enjoy watching. #Twitter #followers4:54 PM Jun 17th from Birdhouse
- DearStarbucks, your coffee sucks. #truthToPower11:34 AM Jun 17th from Birdhouse
- Be X-tra carefulz, @madiganreads! TIP: When in downtown, to protect organs from a Passerbys shanking, stuff phonebooks in your waistband.8:31 AM Jun 17th from Tweetie in reply to madiganreads
- Don't look at me! That blood was probably in your B.M. when you went to sleep!8:15 AM Jun 17th from Birdhouse
- By my calculations, If I had a nickel for every Tweet that I KNEW you would love, I'd owe you $500.4:49 PM Jun 13th from Birdhouse
- WWII female Soviet Snipers = hot.4:05 PM Jun 13th from Birdhouse
- I dunno, maybe it's me but I feel like the "rags" portion of my "rags to riches" story is getting a little too long.2:16 PM Jun 13th from Birdhouse
- All traces of my flesh&blood, real-life, not being paid fan are gone now. Ill heal this loss w/ Cat Stevens Wild World on infinite repeat.11:20 PM Jun 11th from Birdhouse
- The next Terminator film (starring me) will feature a new Skynet killing machine:TW-140. A Twitter pr0nbot.KILL or FUCK?Find out next summer9:50 PM Jun 11th from Tweetie
- Here's the way it is: I live in LA and I don't give two shits that the Lakers won. So go sit on The Fonz's thumbs and shut the fuck up.9:40 PM Jun 11th from Tweetie
- I want to bathe in the blood of analog television.9:09 PM Jun 11th from Tweetie
- @trixieboots Kabuki Dance-a-thon!7:15 PM Jun 11th from web in reply to trixieboots
- At Work. In Hell. Fuck you.7:11 PM Jun 11th from web
- Basking in the comfort of list making.2:37 PM Jun 11th from Tweetie
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- Name Bernard
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://blog.berna...
- Bio Everything I say is true. Everything I say is false.
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