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  1. We have Net Neutrality legislation! Tell Congress to pass it: www.savetheinternet.com #netneutrality
  2. Let's play a game! Q: What's missing from this picture? A: Seriously LA, fuck you. http://twitpic.com/oevfd
  3. SLAYER.
  4. When did we all forget that we hated Yoko? Did I not get the forgiveness memo? Do we still hate Nixon?
  5. Your speakerphone apparatus sounds like an underwater McDonald's operated by a douchebag with his mechanical larynx feeding back at him.
  6. God, I have no shortage of respect for people that fearlessly, and unabashedly make stuff. Cheers.
  7. Dear iPhone, I love how you think I'm typing "Herpes" when what I really mean is "Heroes". Your humor is timeless, iPhone. Just timeless.
  8. REMINDER: You are going to die. Some of you will die in ugly brutal ways you don't deserve. Be good to each other, you don't have much time.
  9. According to the Amazon book description for the new Black Flag book SPRAY PAINT THE WALLS the band was formed in 1878. http://bit.ly/49rgKG
  10. Bah, these kids today know nothing about jihad! Back in my day, we'd declare jihad on the cafeteria for not serving sloppy Joes on Fridays.
  11. Keep your drugs, and liqour, I'm here only for your blood and your souls.
  12. While Apocalypse Now stands as a masterpiece & Coppola's struggles were many, never forget he overcame them with money. Do better with less.
  13. I no longer have any idea what Phil Collins was talking about. I can only relate to this: http://bit.ly/9ADhD So y'know, I'm back to normal.
  14. I hope one day you'll trade your skinny jeans and Bukowski books for anything by Selby, though why anyone would agree to that is beyond me.
  15. For the record, I'm on my 6th listen of Collins' cheeseball, hilarious, and yet sadly perfect, emotional epic "Take A Look At Me Now".
  16. Fact 1: Im listening to Phil Collins http://bit.ly/1o8LS7 Fact 2: Thinking about This American Life's Starlee Kine Im a nerd twice over
  17. IRONY is NOT synonymous with: -unfortunate events -coincidences -satire -sarcasm / facetiousness Stop using the word and I'll be happy
  18. Ugh. This rain is beginning to cause undesired eGrams in this Thetan. Must audit soon.
  19. I really love how the cellphone is a character in @brianwood's New York Four. "Mute" as an exclamation! http://twitpic.com/l0fvg
  20. Reading @brianwood's The New York Four. (again.)