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  1. @esahc what if they made a darth vader snuggie? I'd be tempted, moreso if there was a clone wars snuggie. Tell me you wouldn't buy one then about 7 hours ago from TwitBird iPhone in reply to esahc
  2. In a strange daze before work. But I get my comics today! Beasts of burden is best ever! Then I cook Quakers! about 7 hours ago from TwitBird iPhone
  3. @pauljessup at least he's making star trek 2 and it'll have khan somehow. botany bay, those things in the ears, that's all i hope for! about 23 hours ago from web in reply to pauljessup
  4. @swierczy no i'm from ohio, but i've known some people from Mars, and they're wierdos. like i'm not, eh, i thought it was funny. 6:33 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to swierczy
  5. @swierczy just make sure you stay away from Mars! 4:45 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to swierczy
  6. going out, the frothing crowds should be at resting now rather than fighting over blu-rays so i should be relatively safe. 1:03 PM Nov 27th from web
  7. RT @disinfo: Presenting Alan Moore’s New ‘Zine – Dodgem Logic http://bit.ly/58s7wm 8:20 PM Nov 26th from web
  8. @kcoleman956 you take naps kenny. you are no longer allowed to play left 4 dead 2. 7:19 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to kcoleman956
  9. @butterflyasses where are you? why you don't me pabst? 6:20 PM Nov 26th from web
  10. @peeweeherman you'll love it so much you'll wanna marry it. that's perfect pee wee, glad you're back! where'd you go? 5:29 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to peeweeherman
  11. @mattstaggs i'll tell you my secret, my real name is not bernard crowshit. my actual legal identity is swimmingly in debt! whee! 3:43 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to mattstaggs
  12. @mattstaggs so obviously you've reached the end of your deferrment and stuff where you don't pay them, besides that I hear brazil is nice! 3:10 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to mattstaggs
  13. RT @thaumatrope: On this day, we give thanks to our overlords for this double-sized ration and for the chance to assemble at pre-approve ... 10:29 AM Nov 26th from web
  14. @pauljessup you get to be a surfer with the wave, yes? with your surfer hair. happy turkey day, i'm wil eat stuffing and yams! you eat too! 7:57 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to pauljessup
  15. RT @warrenellis: Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day 7:49 AM Nov 26th from web
  16. @pauljessup thanksgiving isn't really like a holiday anyways, just family having a meal, yet they denounce it as gluttony. no kidding. 12:45 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to pauljessup
  17. RT @thaumatrope: "Carving a good turkey takes practice." Jerry sharpened his best knife. Shackled, his youngest boy cried. "I'll behave, ... 12:44 PM Nov 25th from web
  18. @pauljessup well none of my family around here does any turkey day stuff. I got a box of stuffing and yams and I'll eat all of them myself! 12:35 PM Nov 25th from TwitBird iPhone in reply to pauljessup
  19. @thegarce so you are on team Edward? Good choice. Hairless werewolves will only let you down. 12:33 PM Nov 25th from TwitBird iPhone in reply to thegarce
  20. Turkey day has always meant feeling more odd for being born in a cult that doesn't participate in holidays. Maybe that explains me a bit. 12:31 PM Nov 25th from TwitBird iPhone