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bernardallen

  1. Completed my first 10k today (actually 13k and cross-country) and now have knees that don't work. So far, rewarded with 123rd place! 2:58 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. First run in many months left me gasping! Lovely rain-free evening by the sea in #Porthtowan though. 12:05 PM May 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @djdobbindobson Low! Keeps raining down here! How's it hanging in funky West Sussex? 11:22 PM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to djdobbindobson
  4. One for you Iannucci fans ... be sure to read the comments! amazon.co.uk/Armando-Iannuc… 4:52 AM Apr 6th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Lovely to hear some good news for a change. Bottoms up. VIDEO: Biggest ever year for portable toilet industry" - tpt.to/a2qbn2g 4:42 AM Apr 6th via Taptu - DJ Your News
  6. I'm done working now for Easter! #feelingsmug 11:16 AM Apr 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Weird wedding tasks #1. Today we are buying water. 6:23 AM Mar 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @stuahamm11 Bet you look pissed on the dance floor...! 4:50 AM Feb 27th via Taptu - DJ Your News
  9. Today, I find myself in Dartmouth, on my bike. I'm very pleased to be back! 3:04 AM Feb 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Just saw my day's prediction ... apparently, I could be given the directorship of a company today. Slightly ambitious of them, I feel! 10:57 PM Feb 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @stuahamm11 Which one were you? 1:37 PM Feb 7th via Taptu - DJ Your News
  12. Good luck to the rest of you - raining already here! 1:06 AM Feb 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Just seen 'The Artist'. Not much to say really. 3:11 PM Feb 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @stuahamm11 Whoa! I'm not that fed up!!! 1:41 PM Jan 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stuahamm11
  15. I'm told we're supposed to be depressed this Blue Monday. Happy to oblige... 12:51 PM Jan 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Father Ted moment ... stuck in M&S's oversized bra section. The department that is, not the bras. Well, both really! 5:13 AM Nov 26th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @RossDaviesBath Oops! 6:09 AM Oct 27th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RossDaviesBath
  18. @tall_rich Did it also blow up your homework?! 2:36 PM Oct 14th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tall_rich