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  1. Why doesn't Randy Newman ever write a song about me?
  2. I could use a lifeboat of distressed tourists right about now
  3. I'm hungry. Someone bring me Russian freighter or a cruise ship. NOW!!!!
  4. @dbrowell Why don't I get my own world?
  5. RT @GaryJBusey: I'm making a list of all the things I ought to do before I die. I'm calling it my 'oughtobiography' .
  6. lazy sunday today i think, maybe snack on a sailboat this morning
  7. Now Actor Karl Malden??? Don't try to steal my thunder L.A., I'm friends with the San Andreas Fault.
  8. I'm getting into politics now: http://bit.ly/nGCQa
  9. Checking radar, stomach growling.
  10. I'm featured on the National Geographic Channel RIGHT NOW! Woo Hoo!!!
  11. McMahon, Fawcett & Jackson... What, is LA gunning for my rep?
  12. Spoiler alert: The Bearing Straight isn't.
  13. June 21st. Claimed 37 people last week. Who's your daddy!!!
  14. Wednesday, June 24th 10am / The History Channel will air "Mysteries of History" featuring me. Here's a preview: http://tinyurl.com/lcmny5
  15. Ah, mondays. How many ships and planes can I claim this week?
  16. RT @cracked 6 Real Islands Way More Terrifying Than The One On 'Lost': Truth is more pants-shitting-er than fiction http://bit.ly/xPkbl
  17. Thank you, thank you. Remember folks, the 11:30 show is completely different from the 7:30 show.
  18. What does Paris Hilton have in common with me? We've both swallowed a lot of seamen.
  19. What does Paris Hilton have in common with me?
  20. @smokemonster Right- so what are you?