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berkalert

  1. in italy
  2. should begin to unpack things from when school ended...
  3. i NEED a juicer.
  4. @thebluehand hahahahahaha wow, why did i ever think this wasn't fantastic?
  5. family-fun-fame-fortune-fucking
  6. @cutielion omg i want to see
  7. sounds like a dying kitten is outside my window
  8. stoned+ eating m&m's. sigh.
  9. @charlotterstone i am flat broke, @thebluehand is right. how about i make you 'brooklyn frittata' instead?
  10. solicited by porno filmmaker while walking home- unknowingly allowed him to take a picture of me.
  11. just 'crunched' an 8 inch long creature climbing up the side of my wall. i want to cry.
  12. been mia for a while now...so why does my picture continue to change randomly on its own? who has my password?
  13. living in harlem. love life.
  14. GOT GUN FEVER
  15. need a job desperately
  16. wants to eat guacamole and be cheap white wine drunk. must finish papers immediately.
  17. i have mono. fuck.
  18. @ttask ME TOO. SERIOUSLY.
  19. found my phone in the seat of the car, crisis averted. and yes, @nicholas, it still is time for that blackberry...
  20. lost my phone while running in the rain. do not know what to do.