berimbauone
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Pa robarte no ocupo permiso - yo, a una dona
33 minutes ago
via Twitter for Android
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I bet your dick gets so mad at you when he hears you open your mouth to talk to a girl. He already knows you're gonna fuck it up for him.
about 1 hour ago
via web
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It's only midnight and I'm the first to wake up at this sleepover. Fuck it, I'm eating all the pankakes.
40 minutes ago
via Twitter for Android
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Lawnmowers = Summer's alarm clocks.
about 11 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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One of my biggest achievements and proudest moments, the day I finished my shampoo at the same time as my conditioner.
about 11 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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@ ah, el olor intoxicante de la papeleria
7:29 PM May 25th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to nelen
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Is a geek virgin someone that could always get laid? RT @ R2D2 and C-3PO are like a bickering old couple.
12:13 PM May 25th
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in reply to christerickson
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@ trilingual? got the weirdest boner right now.
12:10 PM May 25th
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in reply to ChelseyMick
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I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea about me so that's why I'm wearing my responsible booty shorts.
7:10 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ I was trying to get a car loan but I committed twittercide 3mos ago and my Klout score is fucked up
11:17 AM May 25th
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in reply to kramediggles
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@ I tried that scheme with orange drink mix, but it Tanged
11:13 AM May 25th
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in reply to gneicco
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Porn actress Jenna Jameson crashed into a pole, she didn't see it coming
11:11 AM May 25th
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Obama: "No one in USA should be afraid to walk down the street holding hands with the person they love." He doesn't mean kids, priests!
6:42 PM May 24th
via web
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I'm going to sew three extra collars on this polo shirt so I can pop them all. BOOYAA Bitches!
11:06 AM May 25th
via web
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Carl Sagan will descend from a black hole and judge you on your science. Will YOU be ready?
11:05 AM May 25th
via web
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@ can you have twitter polygamy?
11:01 AM May 25th
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in reply to NotJPo
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So .. all the Avenger characters do a bunch of squats, dat ass
11:00 AM May 25th
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@ @ yo llevo haciendolo 5 meses, siempre se siente que te va a reventar el corazon, pero depues te sientes high
10:58 AM May 25th
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in reply to HuracanConFalda
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KFC is coming out with a "Mitt Romney Bucket." It's all right wings and a side of chicken shit.
7:39 AM May 25th
via TweetCaster for iOS
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MONDAY! YOU FALL APART! TUESDAY WEDNESDAY! BREAK DRUNK HULK HEART! OH THURSDAY! NO EVEN START! IT FRIDAY! DRUNK HULK IN LOVE!
8:42 AM May 25th
via web
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- Name burro piñata
- Location Mexicali
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