berimbauone
- Signs of a recession: Spouses are having sex with each other to save money.about 12 hours ago from web
- Hot Nurse: "I'm afraid your finger is loosing its bang." Patient: "Isn't there anything we can do to save it?"about 18 hours ago from web
- I've got to stop dressing in the dark. Here are your pants back ma'am.about 19 hours ago from web
- brb, gonna decapitate me some French fries. Also, The Burger King, that rubber-faced freak. Happy Bastille Day!11:56 AM Jul 14th from web
- Le hice un ajuste a mis pantalones, para celebrar el aniversario de la toma de la Bastilla... También decapité un par de Barbies princesa.11:35 AM Jul 14th from web
- The first step in living healthier lifestyle will be appearance; gotta look the part. So will it be solid or striped tie with yoga pants?9:01 AM Jul 14th from web
- Is this raspberry bread or cherry?
I'm a pig either way.8:54 AM Jul 14th from web
- Had I only known DIY projects take sooo long! ... The projects also don't respond well to passive-aggressiveness.8:17 AM Jul 14th from web
- Bought my wife a bike online today, it's a surprise. In 5 to 10 days I'm SO going to be getting some great thank you sex [te-hee]3:31 PM Jul 13th from web
- Any dead celebrities this wekk?
No?
That explains the off-air static on news channels.3:19 PM Jul 13th from web
- @52xmax oh yeah, that one; so like the first :)3:13 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to 52xmax
- @ChiNurse give them the canine equivalent of the Brazilian, the Rhodesian Ridgeback, so sexy, bitches love it3:01 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to ChiNurse
- I usually only remember the first rule in Fight Club, the rest is a bit hazy. I just don't like to talk about it OK?2:59 PM Jul 13th from web
- DI anyone get the Google voice number hobo vagina? Because I thought hoboes couldn't afford phones.1:44 PM Jul 13th from web
- what is the best contact for ikea here? I need to submit a complaint about locking children in restrooms1:37 PM Jul 13th from web
- @52xmax idiocracy, se ve buena, la vamos a ordenar1:30 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to 52xmax
- @JimFormation good point1:29 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to JimFormation
- why are stupid people so good at procreating?11:47 AM Jul 13th from web
- @Zaius13 happy remembrance of your birth canal journey, as mucusly11:32 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to Zaius13
- I looked and looked and I don't see any ninjas in my office. Damn they're good!10:47 AM Jul 13th from web
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- Name Pablo
- Location Mexicali
- Web http://berimbauon...
- Bio enjoys walks on the beach, rss feeds, procrastination, holding hands, Mexicali, lulz, oh and bacon.
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