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  1. Always remember kids that, especially on Christmas, sobriety and moderation are so un-American.
  2. A nuestra hija de 3 años nos reta con "pues tu tampoco vendes piñas!", levantando el dedo y balanceando el cuello.
  3. como cuanto saldrá un tatuaje con @thekatvond ? como para un regalo de cumple de mi esposa
  4. RT @fantaguayaba: http://twitpic.com/trjq7 - La verdadera verdad sobre el ataque a Berlusconi... lo sabia!
  5. I get a discount on cellphone plans through my company. Just in time for that new iphone. Is 15% off the monthly plan worth my freedom?
  6. RT @newlywedsontjob: So here’s the thing: the newlywed’s marital bed now has a pressure-sensitive pad underneath which now tweets everyt ...
  7. Haagen Dazs Delhi, No Indians Allowed wtf http://blogs.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/randomaccess/entry/sorry-indians-not-allowed1
  8. Guerrilla Handbell Strikeforce - Holiday cheer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40qHb9uFpRI
  9. le celebramos su cumple a mi esposa querida este fin, hasta ayer se acabaron sus fiestas
  10. I'm on a bus . . . heading home sick :-(
  11. @laurag que es ovo? :-)
  12. Look at the bright side Tiger fans, in about 20 years there will be a crop of awesome golfers with cocktail-waitressing skills to boot!
  13. Spotted in San Francisco, "The Amazing Sign Samurai Takes Fourth Street." http://bit.ly/72Pv6n
  14. Noteworthy - "Poker Face" - 11/13/09 http://bit.ly/8bRLzC
  15. So far 9 women have come out as Tiger Woods' lovers. So we still have another 9 to go right?
  16. RT @rauldemolina: Les doy las nalgadas o no ? http://yfrog.com/1dcq5j
  17. Frosty morning
  18. WIfe, we're the only ones in the whole internets who haven't taken pics in thongs in front of the mirror? Ok, YOU'RE the only one.
  19. Stars are cool and all, but what twitter really needs is a slap-in-the-back-of-the-head button. I know a few big scorers already.
  20. Tuesday is Monday in disguise. Not only do you suck, but you're also a conniving little bit... Ooh Coffee's here!