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BenZschunke

  1. People of #NewOrleans, watch this video. funnyordie.com/videos/ce2a8a0…
  2. Got from home to #carrolltonstation in 3.5 mins. #newrecord #nbd
  3. Another way #iquitmyjob in my mind was blowing up the place. #actionheroesdontlookatexplosions
  4. I was hoping "Who Let the Dogs Out" would play so I could quit my job in style. But it didn't. #iquitmyjob
  5. @livaugusta Are you sure it's chocolate?
  6. @scotlandgreen give great hugs. #nohomo
  7. Oh, look a watermark. Must be from Katrina. #ShitNOLATouristsSay
  8. Can you reset the router? #annoying #butreally
  9. Whenever I see a pregnant lady I feel sorry for them. #shitgirlssay
  10. For #MothersDay I refrained from "that's what your mom said" jokes.
  11. "if I was in a Flintstone car, I'd be so far right now!" -Liv on copious amounts of caffeine.
  12. @ScotlandGreen Your 2nd in command for chip reviews works at the Winn Dixie. Favorite chip: Ruffles Buffalo Wings.
  13. Hanging out, pantsless, with @jshquick
  14. Uhh...maybe McDonalds breakfast at 4:00am wasn't the best idea. Wait! Who's sleeping on our couch! Why am I awake?!
  15. "I just don't want to go today. I'm about to prestige for god's sake!" -Black Ops player
  16. "Yeah yeah." -Shortest phone conversation I've ever had.
  17. "Look at that huge violin." #thatsabassbitch
  18. "iI's a fuckin' cigarette with wings."
  19. Missing @WhinyJack and all the silly shit we used to talk about.
  20. Almost there. We stopped for food.