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BenZelevansky

@toddlevin "It puts the 3oz or less of lotion in the basket..." 36 minutes ago via Echofon in reply to toddlevin
@MATT_KOFF Multitask! 37 minutes ago via Echofon in reply to MATT_KOFF
@aaronkaczander But you CAN drink, right? about 1 hour ago via Echofon in reply to aaronkaczander
@meganamram Homicide also effective. about 1 hour ago via Echofon in reply to meganamram
I wanna see some handshakes tonight. #LetsGoDevils about 1 hour ago via Echofon
Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/LDsxLnKeGK/ about 9 hours ago via Instagram
DeadAuthorPod This coming Tuesday: Aesop! A visual preview: bit.ly/JZTnqN 10:19 AM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by BenZelevansky and 2 others
@PFTompkins What hath Wells wrought? lockerz.com/s/211397101 11:05 PM May 23rd via Echofon
@MJMcKean I continue to pray to St. Hubbins for your speedy recovery...may his quality footwear shorten your convalescence. 11:01 PM May 23rd via Echofon in reply to MJMcKean
@bronzeyshine Damn right! 10:57 PM May 23rd via Echofon in reply to bronzeyshine
@JenKirkman Charlie Sheen fired from sitcom, Chris Brown invited to perform at Grammys. I call racism! 10:55 PM May 23rd via Echofon in reply to JenKirkman
Facebook now offers the option to send messages directly to your friends' cell phones. If that's not innovation, I don't know what is. 1:00 PM May 23rd via web
Tell 'em Clayton! instagr.am/p/K-afUIKeLj/ 9:05 AM May 23rd via Instagram
"Guys, we're all out of honey." - A bad news bear 6:39 PM May 22nd via Echofon
Somewhere in America right now, there is a comedy troupe deciding whether or not to commit to the name "Hotzpacho." 7:56 AM May 22nd via Echofon
@pattonoswalt @marcmaron You guys are getting dangerously close to infringing on my original screenplay "Schticks on a Plane." 7:46 AM May 22nd via web
@toddlevin That's why I follow @Kaputnik. 7:25 AM May 22nd via Echofon in reply to toddlevin
I guess Jesus H. Lundqvist was too busy feeding the hungry and healing the sick to stop any pucks tonight. 7:43 PM May 21st via Echofon
Make sure you set aside three seconds for Tortorella's press conference tonight. Should be a good one! 7:19 PM May 21st via Echofon
Each of the six "Friends" cast members still pulls in about $24 million a year from reruns. I'd be happy with, like, half that much. 6:49 PM May 21st via Echofon

Name Ben Zelevansky
Location Burbank, CA
Web http://www.LuckyB...
Bio Writer/performer for @CMSComedy, writer/producer for @DeadAuthorPod with Paul F. Tompkins, 3-time Winner of @MiltAndEdies Drycleaners' Photo Caption Contest.