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BenZelevansky

  1. @toddlevin "It puts the 3oz or less of lotion in the basket..."
  2. @MATT_KOFF Multitask!
  3. @aaronkaczander But you CAN drink, right?
  4. @meganamram Homicide also effective.
  5. I wanna see some handshakes tonight. #LetsGoDevils
  6. Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/LDsxLnKeGK/
  7. @PFTompkins What hath Wells wrought? lockerz.com/s/211397101
  8. @MJMcKean I continue to pray to St. Hubbins for your speedy recovery...may his quality footwear shorten your convalescence.
  9. @bronzeyshine Damn right!
  10. @JenKirkman Charlie Sheen fired from sitcom, Chris Brown invited to perform at Grammys. I call racism!
  11. Facebook now offers the option to send messages directly to your friends' cell phones. If that's not innovation, I don't know what is.
  12. Tell 'em Clayton! instagr.am/p/K-afUIKeLj/
  13. "Guys, we're all out of honey." - A bad news bear
  14. Somewhere in America right now, there is a comedy troupe deciding whether or not to commit to the name "Hotzpacho."
  15. @pattonoswalt @marcmaron You guys are getting dangerously close to infringing on my original screenplay "Schticks on a Plane."
  16. @toddlevin That's why I follow @Kaputnik.
  17. I guess Jesus H. Lundqvist was too busy feeding the hungry and healing the sick to stop any pucks tonight.
  18. Make sure you set aside three seconds for Tortorella's press conference tonight. Should be a good one!
  19. Each of the six "Friends" cast members still pulls in about $24 million a year from reruns. I'd be happy with, like, half that much.