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@talkbackty Got it, ta. Just finished watching Inception. Thought I understood everything until the last five seconds! about 3 hours ago via web in reply to talkbackty
One more pic from 'Teething Pains'. This is what the daily curriculum would look like if I was a teacher. twitpic.com/9p5u36 about 5 hours ago via Twitpic
@nickfan1 Not a bad idea! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to nickfan1
@Eliza_Do_Lots Haha me too! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to Eliza_Do_Lots
What to do when a toddler you don't know dribbles on your jeans wp.me/pNljc-CV about 6 hours ago via WordPress.com
@mummyblogger Naughty! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to mummyblogger
My wife is away tonight so I'm home alone (provided the kids stay in bed). What to do? about 6 hours ago via web
DAILY BOOK PLUG TWEET! Please buy my book. It's about dads and pregnancy and most people think it's funny. And it's £3. amzn.to/jkMfOJ about 7 hours ago via web
@MyCuntryManor Thank you x about 7 hours ago via web in reply to MyCuntryManor
@GlitterUnicorn Haha! about 9 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to GlitterUnicorn
@kellyrose I used to belong to a drama group as well. We should totally improv some time. #notaeuphemism about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to kellyrose
@RandomHousehold Thank you! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to RandomHousehold
I've lost count of the number of old guys I've seen today wearing a suit, shirt and tie. THIS IS WHY YOU DIE IN HOT WEATHER. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@crazycolours Ha! I've been doing that all afternoon. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to crazycolours
@crazycolours Oh, cool! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to crazycolours
@End2EndToddle Aah, it doesn't matter - got to take your chances while you can in this country! about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to End2EndToddle
@crazycolours Hi buttmunch - you asked yesterday if anyone lives in the Midlands. I do. Can I be of service? about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to crazycolours
Relaxing in the garden, beer in hand. Bliss. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@RandomHousehold Unfortunately I think some people do feel that way! about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to RandomHousehold
@smilee_eyes Haha! about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to smilee_eyes

Name Ben Wakeling
Location Warwickshire, UK
Web http://www.goodby...
Bio Idiot, dad blogger, author, journalist. (In that order.) Author of the bestselling parenting books 'Goodbye, Pert Breasts' and 'Teething Pains'.