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RIP Bentley ET Crabcakes - amazing, genius, loving little best friend. Thanks for following him. 6:24 AM Apr 19th, 2010 via Twitterrific
Photo for the jacket of my book, "Shitting in a Box, and Other Tales of Captivity". http://yfrog.com/8d2nqj 7:33 PM Apr 16th, 2010 via Twitterrific
Writing a screenplay based on my life. Want to be played by George Clooney or the singing rabbit from that skittles commercial. 11:19 AM Jan 8th, 2010 via TweetDeck
That's it, I'm getting a job. 2010 I all about moneymakin' in moneymakin'. http://tweetphoto.com/7895359 5:32 PM Jan 2nd, 2010 via TweetDeck
New Years resolutions: finish building my recording studio, wear more hats, learn Excel. 8:43 PM Dec 31st, 2009 via TweetDeck
Stuck inside a jar of honey. Feel like a giant cliche. 11:17 AM Oct 27th, 2009 via web
I don't mean to sound racist, but synthetic fur mice just smell different. 4:14 PM Oct 22nd, 2009 via web
Breaking shit down - http://www.elizaskinner.net/2009/09/25/578/ 12:57 PM Sep 25th, 2009 via web
You ask for advice, and I deliver truth - http://bit.ly/1qlgk5 9:27 AM Sep 22nd, 2009 via web
I just farted. 10:58 AM Sep 16th, 2009 via Twitter for iPhone
I don't shit where I eat, but I do nap where I spit up. You have to cut yourself some slack, you know? 8:46 AM Sep 16th, 2009 via web
Finally convinced roommate to help me get into the advice game. I'll straighten your shit out. http://tinyurl.com/q4rgmo 12:47 PM Sep 10th, 2009 via web
@isaaclime no thanks, groupie. I play bass. My band is looking for a sax player, though - hit me up if you know someone who can jam. 9:46 AM Jun 24th, 2009 via web
If I don't exercise, I can't sleep right. I just lie there thinking about what a fatty I am & how the demons in the walls are teasing me. 4:59 PM May 26th, 2009 via web
Shit! When I said "prom dress" I mean "underwear covered in fancy whales". I was pretty honest about "Easy Pussy" though. 10:44 AM May 8th, 2009 via web
When no one is home, I dress up in a tiny prom dress and myself "Easy Pussy". Make your own kind of music, right?! 10:33 AM May 8th, 2009 via web
reinforcing my dominance. 4:01 PM May 6th, 2009 via web
WAIT A MINUTE! This isn't a documentary about addiction! It's a fucking intervention! 12:11 PM May 5th, 2009 via web
@anyagarrett Sorry, I was teaked. Listen, you can't can stop by and drop off some drugs, can you? I can pay you. Kind of. 7:18 AM May 5th, 2009 via web in reply to anyagarrett
Just agreed to be in a documentary about addiction. 12:32 PM May 4th, 2009 via web

Name Bentley ET Crabcakes
Location Astoria, Queens
Web http://apps.faceb...
Bio Blap blap! I attack! Fingertips and walls. Can't fuck bitches 'cause i got no balls. Jesus is my homeboy, @elizaskinner is my roommate.