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  1. My one chance to do some reading and I blow it by leaving my book at home.
  2. iPhone alarm fail turns my day completely on its head.
  3. Scary giant pretzel blobs in the sink. They won't wash away! Run! Run!
  4. Like a street sign?
  5. Poured out my whole drink thinking it was a dirty dish. May be a sign.
  6. @rich_kilmer Looks like tons of fun!
  7. Apparently I am forbidden from catching a break.
  8. @importantshock YES. I was about to check something in when I got hit by the MEGA COMMIT IN THE TRUNK. In the face. I feel like that, too.
  9. so. close. I want to go home.
  10. wishing for git-prerere.
  11. @ctp Or just tell them. They’re good at listening.
  12. @brentsimmons Guess who? Chicken poo.
  13. @lanechng No it wouldn’t; your app would end up on our do-not-break-list and we’d have to support private junk for all time.
  14. @GoTrevGo Can you give any more context?
  15. Made it to the office in record-breaking time. I should be arrested or something.
  16. Backup plan which doesn't completely suck worked out. All's well that ends well. Zzz.
  17. Couch: 3. Me: 0. Floor: also 0. Sleepy: not anymore fFFFFFFUUUUU
  18. Moving this couch is Easily the worst idea I had all month.
  19. hey, look, the method I need.
  20. @exorre Real artists type slowly, copy liberally from other files, write inscrutable comments, and carry a big stick to hit people.