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  1. On the last night that I need to be somewhat responsible I choose complete and utter irresponsibility. Cheers to the O'Malley's crew. BANG. 5:59 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  2. @lozjm Great, now I really want to follow whoever you're talking about. 11:40 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie in reply to lozjm
  3. @davegreiner @mike9r Glims (http://machangout.com) and Saft (http://benj.am/x/saft) add that functionality, but yeah, should come standard. 10:53 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie in reply to davegreiner
  4. @danielmall I'd be happy to take one off your hands, kind sir. 2:23 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie
  5. My face hurts from laughing. From dick togs and tranny deers to umbrella dildos and pink eye, nothing was sacred at dinner tonight. 5:13 AM Dec 14th from Tweetie
  6. I bet he gets all the girls. And by "gets" I mean "kidnaps". 10:23 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  7. So there's this guy from our unit block who likes to just sit in his car across the street smoking cigarettes and listening to Matchbox 20. 10:20 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  8. @heidseek I'm not having a fun time. I should be having a fun time. 10:16 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie in reply to heidseek
  9. Yeah hi, just wondering, could I get a refund for the week I just bought? Look, ma'am, I know it's only Monday, but THIS SHIT IS FAULTY. 10:11 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  10. But my goodness, what a satisfying thud. 7:37 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  11. It's always fun watching from across the room as your laptop slowly slides off the side of the couch. And by "fun" I mean "F-F-F-FUCKED". 7:36 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
  12. @lozjm So very jealous. 11:42 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie in reply to lozjm
  13. It is most definitely a Genghis Tron kinda afternoon. 11:23 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  14. While waking up at 8am on a Sunday is bad enough, GOING TO SLEEP at 8am on a Sunday is a whole new level of stupidest-idea-ever. 6:57 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  15. It's too fucking hot to do anything. Even typing this whiny tweet was a mission. 7:08 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  16. This is gonna be good: http://bloodintowine.com. But hey, it's Maynard & Co., so what do you expect? /via @mjkeenan 3:41 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  17. Couldn't do maths quick enough and paid the price. Literally. 1:03 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  18. I put the "pro" in "procrastination". 5:26 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  19. Blah blah blah. 5:22 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  20. @lozjm Well you wouldn't be if you were drunk. 5:18 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie in reply to lozjm