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michaelianblack Because the police killed the face-eating guy, we will never really know why he did it or, more important, how it tasted. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by benschubert and 375 others
@BonjourDanielle dingus. it's going to be amazing! about 12 hours ago via web in reply to BonjourDanielle
So it looks like I was talking to Leighton Meester last night. In studio on @KISSFMSEATTLE now! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
bigoletitties If I Were A Boy I WUD HAV DA BIGGESS DIK INDA HOEL WYDE WERL~ 3:49 AM May 26th via web Retweeted by benschubert and 23 others
I've really tried to like octopus, but I just can't. Even as takoyaki. I'm disappointed in myself. 8:42 AM May 25th via web
passivethomas Tomservation # 10- 30 year old women are the hottest. 3:06 AM May 25th via web Retweeted by benschubert and 1 other
Random group of people at Linda's handing out awards. I got "Most Hand-Gestures" twitter.com/benschubert/st… 6:45 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
. @grouplove in studio with @TheBenderNation. Heyo!! twitter.com/benschubert/st… 1:32 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@MattLockmon @nadameansnothin @pphillipsai11 @mumfordofficial the worst part was Lopez saying she never heard anything like it! GAH! 8:18 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MattLockmon
@MattLockmon @nadameansnothin @pphillipsai11 @mumfordofficial called it this morning! "Awake My Soul" fire your song writers now Phillip 8:14 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MattLockmon
Also, watching a doc about a christian haunted house. They painted a star of david instead of a pentagram in the occult room. #satanrage 6:03 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Finally getting out of this shithole apartment. Looking forward to neighbors that don't talk to you, like normal people. 6:01 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
@TrafficDivas I totally did that before! So embarrassing now. 12:47 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TrafficDivas
I can't get you Justin Bieber or One Direction tickets, nor would I. 12:36 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
@SniffaXxX agreed! Bad manners = punched in the face. 9:30 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SniffaXxX
LOL! If the kid was taught manners this wouldn't have happened. His parents are at fault, not the puncher. thehollywoodgossip.com/2012/05/noisy-… 8:55 AM May 23rd via web
@KITKATFISHER @THGossip control your kids and they won't get punched. 8:51 AM May 23rd via web in reply to KITKATFISHER
a giant bank giving regular americans false info about a stock to make a quick buck? how out of character. 7:05 AM May 23rd via web
yep, /civilization imgur.com/eM6dL via reddit 6:44 AM May 22nd via web
I can't believe I left my twitter open all night. Follow @KITKATFISHER she's way cooler and works much harder than I do. 5:46 AM May 22nd via web