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OhWonka Oh, you knew about that song before it got popular? Tell me more about your connections in the music industry. about 4 hours ago via Buffer Retweeted by benschrank
Weekend. instagr.am/p/LMAJJXRYBS/ 3:44 PM May 28th via Instagram
Happy camping playmates! instagr.am/p/LGRJqWRYPS/ 10:17 AM May 26th via Instagram
YOU GUYS!!!! Remember Snapple?... 3:12 PM May 25th via Twitterrific
I feel like I'll be conditioning a lot of air this weekend. 1:25 PM May 25th via Twitterrific
Last Day of School Face!!! instagr.am/p/LBtO42RYGM/ 3:47 PM May 24th via Instagram
@Haudricourt Any chance the Brewers go after Oswalt? 1:17 PM May 23rd via Twitterrific
Hey @jasonschwass and @KatieDBQ : bit.ly/GPNStandard Seems like pretty good music to nurse to! 12:28 PM May 22nd via Twitterrific
Rhapsody in Car Wash. instagr.am/p/K0fRUjRYBk/ 12:34 PM May 19th via Instagram
How do folks without iPhones ignore others in awkward situations? Like, "Oh hey! I DID see you over there and just had to say hi!!" Come on. 4:55 PM May 17th via Twitterrific
Weird kids drive me crazy. I mean, I'm cool with "weird" kids, but not weeeeeeeird kids, ya know? 4:38 PM May 17th via Twitterrific
@JoelValdez9 I think you forgot #HumbleBrag! 8:20 PM May 16th via Twitterrific in reply to JoelValdez9
New diet plan: Eat while walking!!! Drawback: Now I'm getting gravy and mayo all over the house... 9:29 AM May 16th via Twitterrific
Breaking news: Joint venture by Trojan and Altoids to create new condiment. 6:43 PM May 15th via Twitterrific
99 percent of the time, if you're actually sweating in sweatpants, you need to reevaluate your meal planning. #Obesity 10:08 AM May 15th via Twitterrific
@Brandograms Rough day, champ? I'm gonna call people "champ" today. 10:04 AM May 15th via Twitterrific in reply to Brandograms
ApocalypseHow "Rihanna is starring in BATTLESHIP" is proof that Hollywood is now being run by Mad Libs. 9:06 AM May 15th via web Retweeted by benschrank and 259 others
@KingKislia I want that now! 12:01 PM May 14th via Twitterrific in reply to KingKislia
"Hold on while I unfasten myself from this heating pad to go slowly lower my ass onto a toilet." - Things I say to myself while crying. 11:34 AM May 13th via Twitterrific
To the girl who just saw me picking my nose in Walgreens: You're ugly. 8:45 AM May 13th via Twitterrific