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Grilling a PB&J on a George Foreman grill.
8:47 PM Mar 24th
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I'm reading The Hunger Games on an empty stomach. Then I'm reading Chicken Soup for the Soul, followed by The Chocolate War.
8:42 PM Mar 24th
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I have a feeling tonight I'm going to cheat on my car with a cab.
4:50 PM Dec 31st, 2011
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New Year's resolution: Open a cat litter store next to "The Smitten Kitten" sex toy shop, and call it "The Shitten Kitten."
2:54 PM Dec 31st, 2011
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Last year at this time it was zero degrees with 30 feet of snow and polar bears throwing penguins at children. Happy New Year’s everybody.
2:38 PM Dec 31st, 2011
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Shopping for my 4-year-old nephew but all the cool toys are ages 6+. Guess he'll have to wait on the Nerf Motorized Semi-Automatic Blaster.
6:26 PM Dec 23rd, 2011
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They should have called the first one "Mission: Improbable," so the sequels had somewhere to go.
6:17 PM Dec 23rd, 2011
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A lot of people are now following me on Twitter. I should start updating this more often. Hi, everybody! Glad you want to hear my thoughts.
11:47 PM Aug 8th, 2011
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A Nice Guy's Guide to Awkward Sex plays @ 8:30 tonight at the Mixed Blood for an encore show! Last chance to see it! rocks!
11:28 AM Aug 15th, 2010
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Third show of A Nice Guy's Guide to Awkward Sex sold out AND I found out I'm going to have another nephew. Good day.
3:35 PM Aug 11th, 2010
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Followed former newscaster Robin Robinson at a comedy/fundraiser event Thursday. But backstage she didn't even look me in the eye.
9:00 AM Jul 17th, 2010
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I've written a total of 10 tweets in my lifetime. I don't know whether to be proud, or ashamed.
2:14 PM Jul 16th, 2010
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In my search for props, I've learned it's next to impossible to find mustard-colored curtains. Anyone know a good TC curtain outlet?
1:56 PM Jul 16th, 2010
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performing new jokes at BALLS Cabaret tonight at midnight at the Southern Thtr. I just may tell a joke about Miracle Whip vs. Mayonnaise.
3:59 PM Nov 28th, 2009
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OK. OK. It's time I start using Twitter more often. Posting once every six months just won't cut it.
2:16 PM Nov 25th, 2009
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Fifth show of Animal Cracker Genocide is in two hours. Last show is at 8:30.
1:32 PM Aug 9th, 2009
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Fourth show of Animal Cracker Genocide is in three hours. Just two left, then the Fringe is over for another year.
9:16 AM Aug 8th, 2009
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Show three of Animal Cracker Genocide opens in four hours.
9:58 AM Aug 7th, 2009
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Couldn't sleep at all last night. One-man show opens in five hours.
10:34 AM Aug 2nd, 2009
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Minnesota Fringe Festival starts today. My show, Animal Cracker Genocide, debuts 5:30 pm Sunday, at Augsburg. Have fun Fringing. Wheeeeeeeee
12:02 PM Jul 30th, 2009
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- Name Ben San Del
- Location Minneapolis, MN
- Web http://bensandel.com
- Bio Comedian/storyteller/journalist/fool
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