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  1. @irenerep intervention time? 10:13 PM Jun 4th from Twitterrific in reply to irenerep
  2. @rstanek hostess gift will be forthcoming. 2:03 PM May 9th from web in reply to rstanek
  3. @scw ask schildhauer and jones to expound upon flying with liquids 1:50 PM May 9th from web in reply to scw
  4. @offhegoes save it for the castro 1:48 PM May 9th from web in reply to offhegoes
  5. This Pinot is dull; switching to Xanax. 10:19 PM Apr 22nd from Twitterrific
  6. oliver sacks speaking about "creativity and the brain" tonight at campbell hall 9:28 AM Apr 22nd from web
  7. "you know - he's that guy on 'Gay as Folk' - what's his name?" 3:19 PM Apr 9th from web
  8. @offhegoes not to derail diatribes, but ellie is seriously awesome (thank you, photostream) 2:55 PM Apr 9th from web in reply to offhegoes
  9. last minute camping/skiing request: "Will you pick up some tonic water? I've got the Sapphire and Meyer lemons already" #roughingit 10:33 AM Apr 9th from web
  10. @scw calls for more drastic measures: perhaps a perpetually dangling dong will do it 10:29 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to scw
  11. gay boy barista called me ma'am this morning. it was not ironic. 8:50 AM Apr 9th from web
  12. rain: a.k.a. justification for driving my lazy ass to work today 3:11 PM Apr 7th from web
  13. if i end up with a standard poodle will god still love me for the cliché? 7:49 AM Apr 2nd from web
  14. now adding ascent (11,499') to the SoCal backcountry activities list 3:52 PM Mar 30th from web
  15. in the midst of looking at telemark gear: stopped looking at the prices. 6:13 AM Mar 29th from web
  16. thank you spam for making my morning brighter: This is your penis: 8--o This is your penis on drugs: 8=====O 7:37 AM Mar 27th from web
  17. 3 biathlons to choose from this summer: reef and run (tues); nite moves (wed); surf and turf (fri) 11:17 AM Mar 26th from web
  18. the boss is opening up a can of whoop-ass. spray is directed away from me. phew! 7:59 AM Mar 18th from web
  19. @irenerep this is beautiful 7:58 AM Mar 18th from web in reply to irenerep
  20. @antiflutist <enter voodoo doll> 6:26 PM Mar 16th from Twitterrific in reply to calisajh